Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

Harry Styles is an extremely popular senior that all the guys envy and all the girls want to date. Niall Horan is an average junior that has three of his girlfriends dump him for Harry, always saying “Harry is better than you.” When he reluctantly joins with his bestfriend Louis Tomlinson's plan to overthrow Harry Styles's reign of all the girls' hearts, things get a little crazy. And why is it that Harry Styles is only nice to everyone but him?

Zayn Malik and Niall Horan can't stand each other. How would they cope when they're thrown together? Would they blow the house down or will they fall in love? Mpreg and boyxboy content.. You've been warn!

Zayn was always good at keeping secrets, especially ones that put his life in danger. When he decided to off himself, he gave no warning except for a small note on the counter top for Niall to find. He loved his boyfriend, but his personal conflicts went further than he ever let show. He knew if he ended everything, he couldn’t leave Niall alone. He would leave him with a little piece of him - his writing written in chronological letters. One for each day he would not be there in Niall’s life. [Ziall] [33,000+ words]

What happens when the person you love doesn't love you back? Normally people would eventually move on. Not in this case. Niall decides to try and help Harry move on and possibly be able to win Louis back. When hearts get confused as to who they belong to and bonds are formed amoung the most unusual of circumstances, will anyone come out happy? (I suck summaries don't judge based on it!)

The lads have just completed their 'Up All Night' tour and are now enjoying the relaxation of not having to work. Simon thought its be a good idea for the lads to stay at one of his winter homes, and the lads did too. That is until Harry starts acting weird around them, especially Niall. To make matters worse, a blizzard hits the area of the home causing then to be snowed in until it warms up, leaving them without interaction to the outside world for awhile. Will Harry be driven mad? Or will he be able to sort out his feelings before it is to late? ***Will contain boyxboy material later on in the story along with mature thoughts and situations. Don't like, don't read, sorry!***

A crudely detailed and self explanatory justification of why exactly I'm going straight to hell. Most likely overly offensive and full of disgusting language that unfortunately I constantly spew. It will include all of the cliches I despise on Wattpad alongside all of the things that the writers and readers do that truly piss me off enough to rant in these chapters. Enjoy it, I dare you. Please note: It is rated as 'Restricted' [R] apparently. You have been warned, so please don't complain. This is a severely edited version of what used to be called '100 Overused Cliches and Frustrating Things On Wattpad', if you were wondering what the bloody fuck 'Butthurt 101' was suddenly popping up in your library after years of a lack of an update on the previous version. Enjoy the cover, too. It was made with lots of giggles.

It's Louis and Harry's anniversary, but Niall's the one there for Harry. They need a distraction to forget the one who broke them both.

It’s hard to trust someone, especially when everyone you ever opened up your heart to has let you down and pushed you away. Louis Tomlinson is hoping to start a new name for himself in college and leave his turbulent past behind. In high school he was known as the gay freak but now he’s joined campus life and there are plenty of other freaks to take notice of, and he easily slips past most people’s radars. All except for one- his roommate, Liam Payne. Liam has a dark past himself and has put up walls since he was young to keep people out and keep himself safe. But, what happens when a certain bubbly brunette begins to climb over his walls and see into who he really is? Will it be too little too late or is this what he needed?