jschlatt is a young, moderately attractive guy who just moved to the uk on a student visa and is attending cambridge university. he was prepared for his new life in england and all the changes it would bring. aside from one... the thing schlatt expected least was to fall in love with an english boy.

A group of 6 boys - Wilbur, Schlatt, Tommy, Ty, Technoblade and Connor - all work together in a small detective agency, venturing out and exploring to debunk and uncover hidden myths and legends. (They call themselves the "MCIA" - "Myths and Cases Investigation Agency"). One day, after Schlatt manages to find the River of Horrors - which was a legend they were trying to uncover for awhile - he calls Wilbur immediately to meet him. Meanwhile on the other boys end, they discover a plague roaming the world. And after the group pieces together all their discoveries and plans, they soon come to realise that the world may very well be in more danger than they think. [ cover designed by: me ]

⚠️ FOR LEGAL REASONS I DON'T SHIP BOTH OF THEM, THIS IS JUST FOR PURE PRACTICE OF WRITING ⚠️ Hello! This is my first ever book and currently, I started with something that would be just shits and giggles I don't condone shipping real people Like I said again I don't ship actual people, unless they're okay with their fans shipping them, but besides that I'm only using their internet personas NOT the actual person itself This book is about the DreamSMP and the plotline is also the DreamSMP. Some parts will be confusing due to the plotline is sorta mumble jumble but I'll try my best I hope you enjoy reading this and have a fantastic day!

Schlattbur oneshots 2 Ah yes, smut'n shit. P L E A S E leave requests so i know what to fucking write YES I AM WRITING BOTTOM WILBUR AND BOTTOM SCHLATT FUCK OFF- $^$^4^@&@DFKDKSBSNDK

It's the only genuine vanilla-type smut you'll ever read on this account. Enjoy it while it lasts

jschlatt and wilbur fuck 👍

if i ever write anymore, it's gonna be on ao3. the writing in this absolutely sucks so have fun reading i guess, i know you are here for the smut