An inside joke I have with my friends. Characters -' Biz (they/them): The parent of Haley, constantly carries wine glasses and goes to clubs. Haley (any pronouns): The main kid of the family. Canonically 5 years old. Shay/Shyla (he/him): The family goldfish. Sold at a carnival to Biz and Haley. Dating Haley. Canonically 6 years old. Can shapeshift Caitlyn (any pronouns): The weird cousin of Haley. Lily (they/them): The gay cousin of Haley. Gus (he/him): The uncle of Haley and the brother of Biz. Sells drugs at the back of the 711 Zion (he/him): The neighbor. Hangs out at Biz's house most of the time. Childhood friends with Biz and Gus Rashi (she/her): The flower pot that Shyla stole from the retirement home. Can shapeshift as well Writing by Shay and Biz, published by Shay