mxb! Harry Potter no longer has any fucks to give. That's it. That's the plot. Thanks for coming to my ted talk. ((And all because Death does something absolutely fucking stupid behind Harry's back.)) Or; Harry dies and wakes up back in the cupboard underneath the stairs. Fed up of being thrown around like a dogs chew toy, both literally and figuratively, Harry takes matters into his own hands and changes the future as we know it. ((Helping Voldemort may not have been on his initial plans, but here he was.)) #11 in harrymort //cross posted on ao3//. 1k! as of 13/01/2020 5k! as of 27/01/2020 wow!! 60k! as of 10/04/2020 !!! 70k! as of 13/05/2020 idk when it reached 100k and onwards but holy fucking shit--

In which, Hope Mikaelson, was raised in Beacon Hills by her mother and the sheriff. Only for the Mikaelson family return to the home where their precious Hope was raised, expecting anything but what they discovered. on a break Teen wolf and The originals, slight Vampire Diaries, AU crossover Hope Mikaelson au x multiple and slowburn ship I do not own teen wolf or the originals.

ꜱʜᴇ ɴᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ꜱʜᴇ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴅɪᴇ ꜱᴏ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ, ɴᴏʀ ᴅɪᴅ ꜱʜᴇ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ʀᴇɪɴᴄᴀʀɴᴀᴛᴇᴅ ɪɴ ᴀ ꜰɪᴄᴛɪᴏɴᴀʟ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ. ᴄᴇʀᴛᴀɪɴʟʏ ɴᴏᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴀ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ꜱʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ'ᴛ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ʜᴀʟꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢꜱ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ. ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴡɪʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴍɪᴋᴀᴇʟꜱᴏɴ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ ᴅᴏ ᴏɴᴄᴇ ᴛʜᴇʏ ʀᴇᴀʟɪꜱᴇ, ᴀ ᴛᴇᴇɴᴀɢᴇʀ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴀ ᴅɪꜰꜰᴇʀᴇɴᴛ ᴜɴɪᴠᴇʀꜱᴇ ꜱɴᴀᴛᴄʜᴇᴅ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴅʏ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇɪʀ ʟɪᴛᴛʟᴇ ɢɪʀʟ? ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪꜰ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ, ɪᴛ'ꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ɢᴏɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ʙᴇ ᴀ ᴘɪᴄɴɪᴄ, ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ ɴᴜᴍʙᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴇɴᴇᴍɪᴇꜱ ᴛʜᴇʏ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ ʜᴀꜱ ᴀᴛ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴄᴏʀɴᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ. ᴀᴄᴛɪɴɢ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴍɪᴋᴀᴇʟꜱᴏɴ ɪꜱ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀ ꜱɪᴍᴘʟᴇ ᴛᴀꜱᴋ, ɴᴏᴛ ᴡʜᴇɴ ꜱʜᴇ ʜᴀꜱ ᴛᴏ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ, ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍꜱ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴏᴅʏ ᴏꜰ ᴀɴ ɪɴꜰᴀɴᴛ. ᴏʜ! ᴡᴀɪᴛ, ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ, ꜱʜᴇ ᴅᴏᴇꜱɴ'ᴛ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴛᴏ ꜰᴀᴄᴇ ʜᴇʀ ᴘʀᴏʙʟᴇᴍꜱ ᴀʟᴏɴᴇ. ɴᴏᴛ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀꜰᴜʟ ꜰᴀᴍɪʟʏ ʙʏ ʜᴇʀ ꜱɪᴅᴇ.

I died. But that's wasn't the end of the story (obviously). It was actually the beginning. Because, apparently, I was too young to die so I had a second chance. A second chance at living. The problem? I was reborn as Elena Gilbert, and I don't know how that's gonna play out. . . . Eh. We'll see. At least I know it will be fun! Her life was anything but boring! ༄ [TVD-SI-REBORN] [S1-?] [COMPLETED] [SEQUEL-TWO GIFTS FROM GODS] [warning: elena bashing with no real cause (i wrote this a couple years ago when i was first starting and it's far (far) from great]

Holley Potter is forgotten by her family, loved is something she has forgotten how to be felt a long time ago. Her twin brother gets all the attention. Lucas Potter is 'the-boy-who-lived'. Only Holley knows the truth. One day she has had enough and walks away from her house. Join her on her quest where she makes new friends and protects Hogwarts. Very slow updating

Did you know Renesmee had a sister. No? I'm not surpised. I'm Elisa the eldest twin. I got kicked out after I had an *ahem* tantrum. But then I meet the fun Salvatore brothers! But soon enough there's trouble. More specifically a certain Original Hybrid. Plus the fact that some of his siblings showed up isn't that helpful either. Plus there is the insy tinsy bit about me. Turns out I might be either very helpful or I might just end up killing everyone..... WARNING *Oh yeah LOTS (well not lots lots but you know what I mean) of Cullen bashing:) You have been warned...*

A femHarry story. Pairings: Remus/Sirus, Rodolphus/Bellatrix, Lucius/Severus, and other pairings. A story of the summer before 5th year and beyond. What if Harriet Lily Potter changed after the dementor attack. She didn't forgive her friends. Her magic and powers she never knew of was released from its bindings. Harriet Lily Potter went from "Dumbledore's Golden Girl" to "The Snake in Lions Clothing". [SevereDumbledore, selectiveWeasley, and Hermione bashing. Dark FemHarry. Alive Barty Crouch Jr., he escaped before he was kissed. OOC charcters: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin,Lucius Malfoy,Severus Snape,Rabastan Lestrange, Rodopholus Lestrange, Bellatrix Lestange, some weasleys, etc]

Sirius Black makes the smart choice and doesn't go after Pettigrew when James and Lily are killed. Instead he takes Harry from the cottage and raises him away from Dumbledore's reach as Albus tries to gain control over Harry's life to use him as a weapon when the Dark Lord finally returns. With Dumbledore failing in this Harry is raised by Sirius at Black manor living in secret to avoid the attention of the wizarding world and Dumbledore until Harry is ready to return at the age of 11 and throw Dumbledore for a loop.

Lily and James Potter where unquestionably the brightest and most powerful wizarding couple of their age. James' raw power complimented Lily's pure intelligence. So when it became known that Voldemort was after their baby. . . Events where set in motion that would affect not just the life of their son but also the life of their best friend Remus Lupin. A Ritual was created to unlock powers long thought dormant. A Spell born to give their child a chance in life. A Potion made to do the impossible. And thus the Alpha of Alphas was born.

After everything Harry has been through, you thought he'd get a break. But no, he was forced to go back to the abusive muggles and a summer as their personal house elf. This causes Harry to ask himself some questions. Why is he forced to stay with muggles? Dumbledore knows so why doesn't he help? Why won't his friends give him a place to stay? His questions are answered when he gets a letter from Gringotts, when he recieves his title of Lord Potter, he discovers a plot, far more concerning than he could have imagined. Starts after 4th year (Goblet of Fire). I own nothing at all except the plot. Everything else to JK Rowling