''❞ hazbin hotel oneshots ━ title says it all. all of these are on tumblr but i decided to post them on here and a03 as well! feel free to request. "𝘪 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 𝘢 𝘥𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘮, 𝘪'𝘮 𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘦𝘭𝘭" ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 𝙒𝘼𝙍𝙉𝙄𝙉𝙂 angst, death, stalking, obsessive behavior, manipulation, suicide, and more to come

❦︎♫︎ 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚 𝐩𝐨𝐨𝐫, 𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐮𝐠𝐠𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 19 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐬𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐡 𝐨𝐟 𝐚 𝐚𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧. 𝐀𝐬 𝐥𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐢𝐭, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐧𝐨𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬 𝐕𝐞𝐥𝐯𝐞𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐕𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐞𝐫 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐡𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮. 𝐒𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐢𝐬𝐧𝐭 𝐫𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭. 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐛𝐚𝐜𝐤 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐚𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐨𝐫 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐧𝐨𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐥 𝐣𝐨𝐛? 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐝𝐨𝐧𝐭 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰.♫︎❦︎ 𝐁𝐓𝐖: 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐝 𝐮𝐩 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐟𝐞𝐦 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫. | (• ◡•)|

I can't explain how much I love this ship, it's just, I love them, they were made for each other. Anyways, updates might be slow, also If there's any typos, I'm very sorry about it, I'm just bad at spelling. Enjoy^^

"She has always wanted to confess her love, though she never had the chance. Now that they are together in prison, she has all the time in the world~" ►Tw!: Mild violence/ references to stalking /❤️🔥?◄ (All characters portrayed are 18 or older) ♥English version♥

All characters are above the age of 21. Fem! Reader Disclaimer! Mentions of: Drug use Sexual topics/environment Potentially triggering scenes Lots and LOTS of angst

Mount Rageous' reigning popstar, Y/N, faces unexpected rivalry as the dynamic duo, Velvet and Veneer, emerges, determined to claim the number one spot. In their pursuit of fame, Velvet, seemingly standoffish, suddenly becomes friendly. In the midst of the claim to the spotlight, Velvet discovers a melody of emotions she never anticipated - perhaps even a love that could change the game. In this story, Velvet and Veneer can naturally sing. All characters 21+.

── 𝘝𝘌𝘓𝘝𝘌𝘛 𝘈𝘕𝘋 𝘝𝘌𝘕𝘌𝘌𝘙 𝘟 𝐺𝐸𝑁𝐷𝐸𝑅 𝑁𝐸𝑈𝑇𝑅𝐴𝐿 𝘙𝘌𝘈𝘋𝘌𝘙 𝘟 𝘝𝘈𝘙𝘐𝘖𝘜𝘚 𝘓𝘖𝘝𝘌 𝘐𝘕𝘛𝘌𝘙𝘌𝘚𝘛𝘚. 𝘿𝘼𝙍𝙆/𝙇𝙊𝙑𝙀𝙎𝙄𝘾𝙆 𝙏𝙃𝙀𝙈𝙀𝙎 ᵎᵎ Landing the position as the hottest duo's beauty assistant was a breeze. Working the position as the hottest duo's beauty assistant? Not so much. Velvet and Veneer are a handful, and you'll come to learn that firsthand as their overworked (frankly, underpaid) stylist. Those bills, student loans and debt won't pay themselves. Lucky you! This duo also keeps a secret from you. Or two. Or three? But really, haha, who's counting? And just around the corner, something fretfully sinister lurks.

You're an uprising star in Mt. Rageous, having worked your way from the bottom all the way to the top, earning second place up on the charts. Velvet and Veneer, however, aren't as happy as you are about this-you've been chasing at their heels popularity wise for months now, and it's not long before you take over first. And after a particularly chaotic interview one night, you're thrown into a forced fake friendship with the two to protect your career, (and theirs.) Your manager reassures that all you need to do is convince the public everything is fine between you three. You don't really mind the siblings- but hoo boy, they sure as hell mind you. Right?

"𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞'𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐈 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐚𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐈'𝐥𝐥 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐥𝐞𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐯𝐞," Your eyes lock with a certain duo sitting far at the back, watching with curious eyes. "𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐡𝐨𝐥𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞, 𝐲𝐨𝐮'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐟𝐢𝐫𝐬𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐝." ⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒⌒ [Y/N] [L/N] is a rising star in the world of singers; their soft nature and strong voice make it hard to go unnoticed. Velvet and Veneer know about every pop star known in Mount Rageous, keeping on top of the trends. But when they hear a little whisper about an underground artist who is catching people's attention, they can't help but go see who is stealing people's hearts, including theirs. All characters are adults, fem reader! 🥇Trolls 🥇Veneer 🥇Velvet 🥇Velvetxreader 🥇Veneerxreader 🥇kidritz NOTE: I'm not satisfied with how some of the writing is, so I apologize for any confusing parts!

Sibling superstars Velvet and Veneer have maintained a stable place at the top for many years. While the general public would see no issue with this and praise the siblings for their hard work, you, an undercover agent, find their situation to be rather suspicious. With the approval of your supervisor, you have been tasked to undergo a year-long undercover investigation of the siblings. This will require you to become as close to them as possible, through any means necessary. You're skilled in taking the face and personality of any person. You can be molded to fit the desires of anyone. But--when faced with the sly and attractive nature of these silver-tongued siblings, you feel your bearings begin to slip. No, this isn't good at all. What happened to keeping to the mission? --- IMPORTANT NOTE: This is an alternate universe in which Velvet and Veneer began their careers when they were teens, and have been successfully kidnapping trolls for multiple years without being caught. THEY ARE NOW ADULTS. They have not captured Floyd yet, therefore not triggering the main plot of Band Together.