NIGHTMARES PART TWO!! "How season six should have been." 😏 Best rankings #1 + #2 Bonkai! (out of 1.2k) #1 SafeHaven! (out of 2.4k) #5 WitchesAndWizards (out of 123) #8 AdultSituations (out of 309) #5 KaiParker (out of 690) #17 FirstStory (out of 2.1k) #12 BonnieBennett (out of 809)

"When I wished I was a witch, I meant like a Harry Potter witch-either before or after Voldy, or at least outside of England!" As a little girl, I always wanted to be special. I read everything I could find in the fantasy genre, but the thing I was obsessed with was witches. From Harry Potter to The Secret Circle, I devoured them all. Every single wish I ever made-whether on birthday candles or shooting stars-was always the same: I want to be a witch! But I guess luck wasn't on my side, because I died. I definitely didn't wish to be reborn as the most unappreciated, judgmental witch of the century. Doing dark magic? Fine. Dying? Been there, done that. Being the Anchor? Not funny-at all. Being stuck in a world prison with a psycho who has a weird name? Yeah... no thanks. So I'm changing the timeline. Screw the writers-this is my story now, and Bonnie Bennett is going to be the most badass witch since Qetsiyah, Dahlia, Esther, or Silas... whatever, you get the idea. "Why not Davina? Sure, she was almost sacrificed by her coven and locked in a church, but at least she dated Kol 2.0!"

It is I, your favorite ratchet guinea pig, MrGuineapigs, and I am here to present to you Book 2 of my Zodiac Sign book series, in this book we shall explore the weird depths of random shit that I think of. I didn't make most of these and therefore take credit for like 10% of this. If you find a chapter that you created AND can prove that you created it, then I'll be happy to remove or give credit (wattpad or tumblr) on that chapter. Please PM me if this is the case. Please don't get mad, this is not 100% accurate :). Thanks to @Lemons17 for the cover! Book Peak: #245 - Random - 6/04/16

A collection of funny zodiac things I've found on the Internet or just thought of. Note: Does Swear Highest Ranking: #40 in Random 9/12/16