Oh look...another Creepypasta Zodiac Book... Sigh.

Welcome to the completely random assortment of Shower Thoughts~ Nobody really reads descriptions, but if you are, hi and welcome! Thank you for deciding to come read my book :) I really hope you enjoy it as much as I enjoyed making it. __________ (PLEASE READ THE FOLLOWING: None of these Shower Thoughts are from my own thoughts. They are from other sources online from way more creative people. I've just done the task of bringing them all together. Also, once you read this book, if you like it, book 2 is up now labeled as Shower Thoughts (book 2) Thanks! Enjoy!)

Ranked #1 in Humor, ShowerThoughts, Brain teasers and Roasts.. YOU'VE GOTTA CHECK IT OUT RN!! This book contains weird and undoubtedly extremely hilarious stuff generally no body thinks about. It holds a lot of humor and fun! It will surely bring a smile on your face and it will definitely give you content to think during long shower routines?!☺😊 Please read! A LOT of Indian Relatable stuff as well, so you'll will definitely love it as well :) Though it seems there are many chapters, each chapter is just a sentence so it'll hardly take you an hour to finish the book. A few excerpts from the book: •You aren't afraid of being alone in the dark, you are afraid of not being alone in the dark. •Why is there a fruit named Grape fruit when there's already another fruit named Grape. • Never say, "Could there be anything worse than this?" to an extrovert. We tend to have a very wild imagination. •Accent is just the tongue's font. •You have fingertips but not toe tips, yet you can tiptoe but not fingertip. And more such fun, relatable stuff inside! Highest Ranked #1 in brain teasers, #1 in Roasts and Humor #1 in thinking, #1 in Thoughts and Feelings #1 in ShowerFeelings and #1 in Fun ans Relatable. You've gotta read it now!!! READER'S OPINIONS: "This book is ABSOLUTE GOLD" "Deserves more than millions of views" "Dying of laughter, this is so relatable and accurate" "The best book I've read" "Amazing work! You really make my brain work hard, learnt a lot" "Tagging all my friends and followers to read this great book" "The author is so smart and hilarious at the same time. I'm speechless at how well-written,concise, accurate and humorous this book is! It's a must read and deserves more recognition"

Because let's face it, there are plenty of things that make me mad. I'm sorry if I offend you. No I'm not. #81 in Random as of 4/1/17 (not a joke) #152 in Random as of 3/31/17 #186 in Random as of 1/24/17 #200 in Random as of 12/15/16 #215 in Random as of 12/7/16 #287 in humor as of 9/10/16 #353 in humor as of 9/8/16 #389 in humor as of 8/22/16

Ever wondered what the Avengers tell each other when they're not on duty? Whatever the heck this is. Thanks for 1M! Bucks and kisses, CaptainUSA

This are tricks you can always use when you are reading people. How is psychology used to manipulate and influence people in their daily lives? Can you get people to do what you want? Or find out whats going on in their minds? Yes you can! Find out here! Disclaimer: this is not only a book of facts but practical things you should do daily

Random facts that will make your eyes pop out... Don't forget to pick them up from the floor.

Collection of my musings. ❤️ Wattpad has millions of wonderful books written by beautiful souls globally and you're here reading this book so I feel honoured. Thank you so much for choosing to read this book. Do not forget to drop a note if this book made you smile in the message board or the comment section. ♥ Highest Rank #1 in #sadpoems, #1 in #poetrycollection, #1 in #poems and #1 in poetry.

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A meme book for fun (since I love memes.) I DID NOT MAKE ANY OF THESE MEMES (credits to the owners.)