This document is the property of The United States Department of Justice. Any dissemination of this document without proper permission from the aforementioned government agency is punishable up to the amount of $500,000 and ten years of federal imprisonment. This collection of documents was assembled at the request of the jury for the purpose of assisting them in reaching a verdict in the case of The People v. Jonathan Ludarac. It contains relevant aspects of the investigation leading to the aforementioned trial and a transcript of the pertinent parts of the trial itself. All of the content contained herein has been reviewed by legal counsel for both the prosecution and defense. All information has been verified to the most possible extent. Each document is labeled by format and mode of communication. Some of the documents do not appear in their entirety. In some instances, relevant information has been extracted from larger documents for continuity and to highlight important details pertaining to the arguments made by counsel. The content of the documents contained here have not been altered in any significant way. Some statements in some documents have been deemed inadmissible by the judge. In these cases, the place of the statement or statements is replaced by a bold note indicating the omission. To the twelve citizens who are tasked with determining the guilt of Jonathan Ludarac, may you find the truth in these unfortunate events. The citizens of the United States of America have placed their faith in you to assign guilt or lack thereof in this matter. Let justice prevail as the result of your efforts. The defendant is innocent until proven guilty. Cover Photo by Nils Geylen Photo Adapted by Maria Bartholdi Original Photo Available Here: https://flic.kr/p/bo7NVe ***The expanded version of this novel is now available on Amazon Kindle!***

Meet Kaydence(a.k.a Kay) the new girl in school. She's the type of girl who doesn't give a care what she says and what others say. On the first day she meets Markel; the player of the school. He gets every girl he wants. His motto is "Hit it, Quit it, and Forget it." But when Kaydence comes, she's his next victim. Will she change his ways? Will she play him? Or, will they fall for each other? Find out by reading "Key To My Heart."

Space....the final Derriere...these are the voyages of the U.S.S. Intercourse and It’s continuing mission to explore undiscovered sexualities! Seek out coitus and orgasmic life! And to boldly thrust like no one has thrusted before.... EPISODE ONE "The Best of Both Worlds" Based on "Star Trek: The Next Generation" TV Series (1987-1994) Created By Gene Roddenberry Featuring the characters of the "Star Trek: The Next Generation" TV Show. ***IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO THE KIDS*** You may want to proceed with caution and/or shield your eyes because this novel may just be TOO DAMN SEXY FOR YOU!

RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!

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