Meet Kaydence(a.k.a Kay) the new girl in school. She's the type of girl who doesn't give a care what she says and what others say. On the first day she meets Markel; the player of the school. He gets every girl he wants. His motto is "Hit it, Quit it, and Forget it." But when Kaydence comes, she's his next victim. Will she change his ways? Will she play him? Or, will they fall for each other? Find out by reading "Key To My Heart."

Space....the final Derriere...these are the voyages of the U.S.S. Intercourse and It’s continuing mission to explore undiscovered sexualities! Seek out coitus and orgasmic life! And to boldly thrust like no one has thrusted before.... EPISODE ONE "The Best of Both Worlds" Based on "Star Trek: The Next Generation" TV Series (1987-1994) Created By Gene Roddenberry Featuring the characters of the "Star Trek: The Next Generation" TV Show. ***IMPORTANT MESSAGE TO THE KIDS*** You may want to proceed with caution and/or shield your eyes because this novel may just be TOO DAMN SEXY FOR YOU!

RATED LOL FOR LAUGH-OUT-LOUDNESS! So just a bunch of random FUNNY things me and my friends made one day at lunch. Enjoy!

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