'Standing up I looked straight at Professor Garrett, smirking evilly. "Hi, my name's Christy Evans and I'm an English major. Let's see," I said tapping my chin in concentration, all the while trying not to laugh out loud, "I'm the leader of a group of intergalactic beings who are here to terminate all those who are deemed too conceited for the good of civilization," pausing I gave Professor Garrett a pointed look of my own, "I live on planet screw you, and I'm allergic to bullshit." Smirking and feeling very satisfied with myself, I waited for Professor Garretts next move. ' -When Christy finds her long term boyfriend isn't who she thought he was, what will she do? She's about to begin college-the same one he chose to go to as well. With the help of her best friends and a new forbidden love interest, can she be persuaded to let go and love again?

Canada may seem shy and invisible to other countries, but his kids know how to make a name for themselves. These are the episodes of Canada, his 13 provinces and territories, and their relationships with each other and other countries. HUMOR/PARODY/SOME ROMANCE

She is a thief who desperately searches for what she's lost. He is a privateer who represents the country of England. In a twist of fate, they begin their voyage together across the seven seas. What awaits them? Adventure, treasure, tragedy, and so much more.