*click* *click* *click* "what's that sound?-" Y/n L/n, 21 year old brother of Tommyinnit, a shy boy with not an entirely bad heart who had little to no luck with making friends, let alone anything more due to his somewhat isolated lifestyle. Until his younger brother, Tommy introduces him to the little war zone known as the Dream smp and its inhabitants. Will he be able to win the hearts of his new friends? It might be easier than he had originally anticipated... Wow! welcome to my first ever 'x reader' book! I hope you all enjoy the trash I have just presented you all with, please forgive my poor writing skills as I am still practicing, I don't write much. (Cover image drawn by me)

When an uncorrupted Xornoth woke up on the Mezalean shore line, they expected to get arrested or killed on sight. What they did not expect was for King Joel to drag them into the Matral Palace for in-law bonding. They also didn't expect for Scott to be corrupted by Exor. And they also didn't expect themself to still be incoherent around Joey. This could be... interesting. COMPLETED 19/4/2022 WORD COUNT: 94,375 Cross-Posted on Archive of Our Own. (Bonus oneshot on part 49) THIS FIC IS ONLY POSTED ON WATTPAD AND ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN. IF YOU ARE READING THIS ANYWHERE ELSE, PLEASE LEAVE AND READ IT ON WATTPAD AND ARCHIVE OF OUR OWN.

I'm making a Oneshot book! Feel free to leave requests! I will do: Fluff Angst Lemons/Smut AU's I'll try gore but no promises that it'll be good! :) Requests are always open, message me on Wattpad or Discord at Jay the Sad Child#8954 I'll try to respond as soon as I can

"Fundy, Fundy!-" I hear people calling my main.."Dad, dad?!" Why can't anybody here me...I looked at my hands and their black? I feel weird..I looked at my back..Is that a tail..? Art made by @JustDessPlease on twitter! Quick edit: I'm currently editing this book! Also I'm no longer onto the Dream smp cause the community be cringy LMAO

❗I have just cleaned out/deleted some chapters because I didn't like them, so that's why the book is no longer at 200 chapters :] ❗ 💬₊💌♡ ☁️ Book started: 8th of December 2020 ‎ ͙ ͙۪۪̥ ͙ ♡𐡘 𐡘♡𐡘 𐡘 ֎ 𐡘 𐡘♡𐡘 𐡘♡ ͙ ͙۪۪̥ ͙ 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 𝐈'𝐯𝐞 𝐠𝐨𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝟏𝐬𝐭 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞 : 19/1/2021 = 1st in dreamnotnap 5/2/2021 = 1st in fundywastaken 5/2/2021 = 1st in tubboinnit 3/3/2021 = 1st in dreamsoot ‎ ͙ ͙۪۪̥ ͙ ♡𐡘 𐡘♡𐡘 𐡘 ֎ 𐡘 𐡘♡𐡘 𐡘♡ ͙ ͙۪۪̥ ͙

mcyt x male reader!! I only write gender neutral, they/them or he/him pronouns, I will not do she/her (I'm sorry!) Please only request in the request page :3

STOP READING THIS PLEASE!! I hate this abomination I have created! I made this when I was younger and I hate that I still get notifications from this story😭

ɪ'ʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴛᴀᴋɪɴɢ ʀᴇQᴜᴇꜱᴛꜱ ᴏɴ ᴍᴄʏᴛ ɪᴍᴀɢɪɴᴇꜱ! ᴡʜᴏ ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ: • ᴅʀᴇᴀᴍ • ɢᴇᴏʀɢᴇɴᴏᴛꜰᴏᴜɴᴅ • ꜱᴀᴘɴᴀᴘ • ᴛᴇᴄʜɴᴏʙʟᴀᴅᴇ • ᴀᴡꜱᴀᴍᴅᴜᴅᴇ • ᴄᴀʟʟᴀʜᴀɴ • ᴡɪʟʙᴜʀ ꜱᴏᴏᴛ • ɴɪᴋɪ (ɴɪʜᴀᴄʜᴜ) • ᴍɪɴx (ᴊᴜꜱᴛᴀ ᴍɪɴx) • ᴛᴏᴍᴍʏɪɴɴɪᴛ (ɴᴏ ꜱᴍᴜᴛ ʜᴇ ɪꜱ ᴀ ᴍɪɴᴏʀ!) • ᴛᴜʙʙᴏ (ɴᴏ ꜱᴍᴜᴛ ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ!!) • ᴘᴜʀᴘʟᴇᴅ (ɴᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ ꜰᴏʀ ʜɪᴍ ʜᴇ ɪꜱ 17) • ᴇʀᴇᴛ • ᴋᴀʀʟ • Qᴜᴀᴄᴋɪᴛʏ • ʀᴀɴʙᴏᴏ • ꜰᴜɴᴅʏ • ᴊꜱᴄʜʟᴀᴛᴛ ᴀɴᴅ ᴍᴏʀᴇ! ~ ɴᴏ ꜱᴍᴜᴛ!! ᴏɴʟʏ ꜰʟᴜꜰꜰ ~ ~ ɪꜰ ᴀɴʏ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇᴏᴘʟᴇ ɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ɪᴛ ᴛᴀᴋᴇɴ ᴅᴏᴡɴ ᴛʜᴇɴ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴀᴄᴛ ᴍᴇ! ~

CURRENTLY BEING REWORKED

Warning: If sex scenes aren't your cuppa tea, I suggest you skip the majority of Chapter Three/On the 3rd Cold Night, because I get pretty detailed in the smut department. Don't worry, no other sex scenes except that one. If your a fellow Greg, then you've probably heard of House of Gold. a fanfic about Drew and Danny falling in love, sleeping with the Paul Brother's, getting pregnant and getting married. Filled with twist, turns, a bad plot and some terrible grammar; House of Gold is a hilarious fuck-up of a Fanfiction. I decided to fix this, in my own way of course. I've kept some of the best bits (see m-preg and self-insert for details) but made it more me. Buckle in, because over the course of the exact same nine parts the original author had, I'm going to pack as much drama and spice as I can. Because I feel like matching, every single one of my chapters will have the same title as the original chapters. All rights to the original author for the base of the plot but I feel like I might have done it better. warnings: this contains m-preg (a man getting pregnant), some elegant swear words and enough drama to be a soap opera. {Circa 2019}