The love story between a soft sponge who reads between the lines to find the love of his life...

HOLY FUCKING SHIT 5K VIEWS OMGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I actually love you guys #1 in motherfucking Ayyyyye

*MOVING TO AO3

A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.

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hi... i'm nanny plum. i've been sent to hogwarts by my evil mafia parents... because i'm not like other girls... will nanny plum end up in love? what will happen in hogwarts? stay tuned to find out. TT: nannyplumxshrekfanfic

how tf did you find this book. this book is 100% satire btw read at your own risk. cover art made by me 😋

Diego X Swiper uwu (warning: not suitable for children)

Wenis Pincher is a freshman at Elbows Academy. he and his BFF Peppa pig have 2 classes together: how to fish and toe fungus detection. Then one day, Peppa disappears... Join Wenis on his journey across the vast jungle of Antarctica. What trial will he face? Will he find his BFF Peppa?