I'm pretty extraordinary (read: absolutely normal) for an average guy named Patrick- Patrick Kraker, and before you ask, no, I do not want a cracker; neither does Polly. Polly's sick of crackers. a) My summer job may or may not involve spray painting myself completely silver and standing motionless in the park. Of course not. b) I also may or may not be investigating and communicating with a homeless guy who is (possibly): one, not actually homeless and two, part of a cult of (probably) bloodthirsty satanic worshippers. *** Copyright © 2015 by unfurled All rights reserved #34 Humour Featured as of 28/04/16

Cali Sudalga got everything. Limited edition luxury cars. Wealth. Money. Yachts. And a very huge mansion that anyone would dream of. Women will do everything to get his attention or even just a minute of his precious time. But no woman had ever succeeded in doing so. He's aloof and he keeps to himself. Wala siyang pinapasok sa buhay niya mula ng lokohin siya ng taong akala niya ay mapagkakatiwalaan niya. Only one woman had ever crumbled his defenses, and she happened to be a conniving lying bitch. She left him for another man, and now, two years after, she walks into his office like she didn't do anything wrong. And she actually had the guts to tell him that she didn't know him. CECELIB | C.C. WARNING: MATURE CONTENT | R-18 COMPLETED

In Evren Yilmaz life, everything, and everyone around him had a use and purpose. He was a ruthless lawyer after all, and he didn't get the title "ruthless" for nothing. Para sa kanya, ano ang silbi ng isang tao kung wala man lang siyang paggagamitan? Tulad ng isang bagay, bakit ka bibili kung hindi mo naman gagamitin? That belief was soon forgotten when he met Faith Gabriel, a feisty temptress with a beautiful and seductive machine gun mouth. Fate must be playing a twisted game with him because all of the sudden, he wanted to be used by her... in more ways than one. CECELIB | C.C. WARNING: MATURE CONTENT | P-18 COMPLETED

Anong gagawin ng isang certified playboy kung isang araw may gumawa ng hate campaign sakanya? This is just a light story about a certified heartbreaker who gets a taste of his own medicine. Samahan ang isang player sa paghahanap sa mysterious blogger na sumira ng dating life niya with the help of the university's "primera raketera". Read and experience the adventures and misadventures of Zander and Jill in finding Girl X and... finding LOVE? Enjoy! :)

New story version: "Lie About Love" (Available on my Wattpad profile too)

Kung gusto mo tumawa basahin mo to. Punong puno to na ka cornyhan :p