What do you do when your best friend could be the love of your life? Two alarmingly awkward, clumsy, sarcastic individuals bump into one another in a flower shop, and find that they're just as odd as one another. Told through nine moments, this is a story of life, love, friendship, and flowers. {Written 2016.}

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This is the most original Chaos story that you'll ever read Everyone is tired of the usual plot in which a demigod shows up at camp Plays mean pranks on campers and blames Percy, everyone believes him Percy goes to get Athena's approval to marry Annabeth He arrives back at camp to find Annabeth cheating on him. Throws the box at her, shouts he was going to propose. He then packs his stuff because there is nothing left for him at camp As he gets to the border he puts his hand on the pine tree, whispering goodbye Poseidon appears and disowns him Percy runs away, Chaos appears, offers Percy a place as the Commander of his army, he says yes Resurrects his dead friends, trains with Chaos and does missions until Earth needs help, destroys a few planets And lets not forget the fact that he will somehow become the heir of the Universe. He and his friends go to camp to fight Chaos' evil sibling who's named Order, End or Destruction. They wear hoods and get code names. He is always Alpha or Omega Annabeth is called the beautiful nickname that the fandom came up with (You should know this) The gods are scared when they show up in the Throne room with Chaos. They command them to reveal themselves, they refuse Later on they all reveal their identity to everyone He forgives them and they defeat the threat We're all tired of this. I read so many with this same plot that I gave up on finding anything original I thought, why not help others who are suffering like you from cliché fanfics? I bring to you the most original Chaos story you will ever find Other than small clichés that are crucial for the plot, this book will be completely original, so check it out! Disclaimer: Percy Jackson is owned by Rick Riordan this is merely a fanfiction. This fanfiction is also posted on AO3 and ff.net but under the name Aesthetic_Paint on AO3.