Bad pick up lines
Because I have no life
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Trump x shrek
After trump lost the election he went insane and tried to eat the swamp water but then he met a big green ogre and they fell in love 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
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Peppa Pig X Sherk
SHERK LOVE PEPPA BUT PEPPA NO LOVE SHerk :OOOOOOOOO PEPPA LOVE DORA GAAAASSSPPPPP
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Flightsuit Vector X reader
Hi my name is y/n and my life, it's pretty crazy. It all started when I walked down the street, I saw my best friends Shaggy and Velma. Suddenly Velma tripped over and lost her glasses. "My GlAsSeS" she yelled. She dropped to the floor and her glasses crunched below her knee. "Oh no" I said. I gave her my spare pair...
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Garlic bread x reader
basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you
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peppa pig x dora
In this 100% Family Friendly fanfic, Peppa pig and Dora The Explorer have grown up and now happen to be roommates at college. What could possibly happen when you throw these two together? Marriage. They get happily married. That's the story summarized. If you want the full story with more detail I encourage you to re...
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Why Megamind Is An UwU Boy
These are the many reasons that I believe megamind could be considered an UwU boy.
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Austin X Pablo
😩 the backyardigans or whatever guys castaways !!!! 😏😏 austin yandere??? 😶😶 WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONH WIRH YALL i get so many mf comments putting the blame for this story on me 😐 i mean yeah i wrote it but i'm not making you read shit. don't act the the victim when you're so shocked after reading about austin havi...
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thatveganteacher X reader
(this is a joke) Miss karen has been hanging with you at a vegan cooking club but you start to show affection towards her.
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Table x reader
(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?
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Shrek x Barry B Benson (2020 ver)
!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ
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Finally Together (shrek X Farquaad)
About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.
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Biden x Trump
Biden x Trump ship 😉😉😈 Smut very much smut If you couldn't notice, this is a joke 😓🤔
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smelly fat dislike (Earthworm Sally X Rat Mostly)Finished ♡
I dont own the book cover mr flimflam owns it B) This is my first THOT so uh,don't expect much. owo if I make a spelling mistake BREAK INTO MY HOME AND POOOOPPP on me phone.Thanks and enjoy! Also anything with a _ is nonsensw Highest ranker: #49 flamingo #10 smell #121 joke #4 earthwormsally
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SU TART WORK AT PETSMART
Su Tart Dad have enough of lazy bacon so he send Su Tart to work at PetSmart.
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