Weird shit I laugh at
5 stories
h-h-harold smut owo by hell-spawn
h-h-harold smut owo
hell-spawn
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  • Parts 7
join harold on a blow-job adventure! a thrilling family read! 😼🤲 recommended for horny kiddies! 🤤🤯
the minions way. by lilybumbumpaste114
the minions way.
lilybumbumpaste114
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  • Parts 4
two minions fall in love.the next thing you know... one is dead.
I Was A Human Penis! And My Boobs Were Giant Testicles! by sandraCOMA
I Was A Human Penis! And My Boobs Were Giant Testicles!
sandraCOMA
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WARNING: This is a gross and inappropriate story, not for the easily offended. NC-17. As a shy freshman at Greenpole High School, Grassy McHorter is underdeveloped and longs to grow the curves of her bustier classmates. When her biology teacher Dr. Brock offers her a "hormone cocktail" to speed up her maturity, her boobs do indeed mutate, but not into the soft sweater puppies she wanted. To Grassy's horror, she begins to transform into life-sized male anatomy, complete with its insatiable needs. This story is a few years old, but I'm tweaking it for wattpad. (It is not published anywhere else.) Fangz to Grainne for the cover illustration (and a few others.) Thank you for reading, let me know if there's an audience for more twisted smut like this! x, Sandy
I will not love you! (Babadook x Pennywise) by Madzizchaoz
I will not love you! (Babadook x Pennywise)
Madzizchaoz
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  • Parts 8
Pennywise hated demons, their violent minds and their teleportation and manipulating ways. He always hated the eyes and mouths of demons. He always had this feeling of a grudge on demons, even though they never actually hurt him. Babadook always knew Pennywise hated him, but did he care? No. Babadook never cared what Pennywise ever thought about him. He always had this evil feeling around Pennywise. But love has its surprises. Because after baba loses his powers and has to get them back, Pennywise and Babadook realized that they make a great team.
Yeast - Globglogabgalab x Reader by tomtordistrash
Yeast - Globglogabgalab x Reader
tomtordistrash
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  • Parts 11
you're dating a sexy man named globglogabgalab who loves books