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Dnf and Karlnap oneshots <3 by Bugwastak3n
Dnf and Karlnap oneshots <3
Bugwastak3n
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Dnf Karlnap smut and more
Scotch or Skids by random_roadie54
Scotch or Skids
random_roadie54
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George has overcome the riches and the tight kept tendencies of his family finding a rag tag team of street racers. After learning the ins and outs of Las Nevadas, he's come to decide that joyriding is a newfound freedom. But with all the aftermath of Final Flame, George's nightmares and past trauma takes a toll. Looking for an escape from his new life he runs into an old friend offering a small out. In the end will George pick the high life of expensive scotch or will he stay the path of street racing and Skids Read to find out. This is book 2 of Champagne Burnouts. I suggest reading that story first. Warnings are in the first chapter.
DreamNotFound (DNF) smutshots by heaternotfound
DreamNotFound (DNF) smutshots
heaternotfound
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HEY GUYSSS. i hope these smutshots satisfy everyoneeee, and if any of this makes you cringe, which it probably will, i am truly sorry in advance. this is just a compilation of spicy short stroies i write in my free time. if anyone is actually reading this, feel free to leave recommendations and if you leave a vote i will give you a cookie. disclaimer: i ship Dream and Georges minecraft characters, not the real people. even though they have said they were okay with it, i dont want to make anyone uncomfortable.
Sex With a Ghost- DNF SmutFic  by BinaFics
Sex With a Ghost- DNF SmutFic
BinaFics
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George Davison moves into a new house when, unbeknownst to him, a ghost also lives with him. "Dream" toys with George's emotions until he makes the tenant an interesting offer. Will George give into this want he's had for too many years now? ~ This is a smut fanfiction with plot. There is no actual non-consensual sex. It's just a lot of Dream surprising George and touching him. When it does eventually happen, it's consensual. ~ TW: non-consensual touching, ghost sex (obvi), some strong language, mention of death/rape, villain Wilbur. (Prequel/sequel pending) ~ Song Inspiration: Sex With a Ghost- Teddy Hyde @Nightflower07 helped me write this <3 ~ Cover art by paan.tzu on Insta ~ Started: 7.5.21 Finished: 9.2.22 (DD/MM/YY)
Math is Red (DNF and Karlnap) by poggers_gogy
Math is Red (DNF and Karlnap)
poggers_gogy
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Math is red, english is blue, and science is green, but none of that matters when you're colorblind. When George starts his new job as a teacher at Kinoko Highschool, he may be expecting to make some friends, but he certainly isn't expecting to make an enemy. (Nor a lover, for that matter) Just a dnf and karlnap teacher AU. :)
Champagne Burnouts/Dnf by random_roadie54
Champagne Burnouts/Dnf
random_roadie54
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George is the son to parents that own a multi-million dollar eco friendly car company. Cars have never been George's favorite subject. He knows which are the most expensive on the market because of his father but he's never understood the hype. After the usual rich party for his family's company things take a turn for the better, or worse George can't decide, when he saves a man from a drunken assault. After being introduced to a new world George has to make a tough decision. Champagne or Burnouts? Dnf Street Racer AU All *tw are in the first chapter :) RIP Technoblade 🐷❤️ (Creds to @hugs4karl_ who wrote the CB wattys summary) 90k reads!?!? You guys are insane *ugly cries* 100k?!? What!?! *cries more* 141k?!? *Sobing* 151!!! Ahhhh *tears* 170k!! 201k!? 300k!! *still crying* 350k! Well... wow 400k *Honestly this has gotten out of hand &lt;3*
i don't want you to like me | dreamnotfound smut by alsohateyou
i don't want you to like me | dreamnotfound smut
alsohateyou
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MATURE 18+ - - Also this is a pretty toxic relationship - Dream finds out that George has feelings for him and responds... completely unexpectedly, confusing the other by being upset at this change to their relationship, but, not able to keep himself from George. They start an ambiguous relationship, one that Dream seems to dislike despite being the one to begin the whole thing in the first place. George is still willing to accept it all, whether it's good for him or not. - It is implied, not written out explicitly, that George tops once. Inspired heavily by Banana Scandal season 2 :)
dreamnotfound oneshots by honkdaddyy
dreamnotfound oneshots
honkdaddyy
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oneshots of dream and george, aka dreamnotfound :) this is just for fun! feel free to leave requests if you'd like. there is NSFW in here so beware!! :] all of these are cross posted to my ao3 (honkdaddyy) so yeah :]
duct tape lips || punznap by FacelessFigure
duct tape lips || punznap
FacelessFigure
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I always try to be honest with whom I sleep - no promises, no confessions and, accordingly, no complaints. I am not going to talk about love with him in particular. Yes, he himself certainly understands everything perfectly, he is not a fool. Tws in tags 4678
midnight love by honkdaddyy
midnight love
honkdaddyy
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George knows he should be asleep. He knows he should be asleep. But they're right there doing it and Punz sounds so pretty and fuck, why couldn't they have waited to do anything for when George isn't there? Or, Dream and Punz get a little too touchy in front of George.