Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

"Oh, boy. How should I start this? Right. My name is Anthony Trace, 14 years of age, typical guy, typical clothes. Seems normal, huh? My life did seem normal...at first glance, but that changes when I accidentally enter a magical world full of magical beings...and monsters. Don't forget the monsters." Anthony Trace is a young 14 year old boy who discovers a realm within our own. Althea, a small country that resides in the middle of the Pacific. In Althea, 4 kingdoms live in peace, and in one of those kingdoms Anthony gets enrolled into a school for kids his "type" and he discovers that he can harness 2 powerful elements: Time and Space. Anthony lives in his newfound home, but before he gets comfortable, war broke out and the fate of the Country goes to no other but him. Together with friends and enemies, Anthony looks for a way to save the Kingdom throughout the planet, from Asia to Europe and to the underealm where darkness awaits...

Callie Picket,the-fat-girl-next-door has a big fat secret. Well, a secret she's been successfully hiding from her oh so sexy apartment neighbor Chris Walker. In their first meeting, he mistakes her for a fat guy and she does nothing to correct him. "That awkward moment when the man you love doesn't know you're a woman" Very over-weight 22 year old girl Callie has a mega crush on her hunkie new apartment next door neighbor Chris ...(age 24). The thing is, since Callie is so overweight, Chris mistakes her for a guy but she doesn't tell him the truth because they've become buddies and she doesn't want to lose that bond with him. Then Chris makes her start going to the gym to lose weight and as the pounds comes off, Chris begins to see these changes...like Callie starts to look more girly, and since he's a total playboy and lady lover, he starts getting attracted to her while thinking that she's still a "he". Basically, he thinks he's going gay. Will Callie ever tell him the truth as her lie begins to take its toll on both of them as she and very confused Chris becomes closer? Or will he be the first to finally see her for what she truly is? A Big Fat Liar.

This is my world, my confessions and my inner most thoughts. Welcome to the dark places of the teenage mind, as I attempt to navigate my way through.

There is two sides to this story, each at the end of Willow's Bridge. Willow was once a happy human that had nothing to worry about, soon that all changed on her thirteenth birthday when she was changed forever; to a monster the villagers called 'Vampiro' or Vampire, but when Willow meets Xavier there is only one side she can take, and that is love.

BOOK #1 [A Watty Finalist & Newly Edited!] The Swarm - thought to have originated from biological warfare, arrived, it killed and left millions dead in its wake and still has not been eradicated as it makes its way around the world. A cure is not possible. Irissa Maclin, a reclusive and hostile girl from a desert region that borders the capitol Arid, is on the verge of turning seventeen. Girls of this age from the surrounding regions are selected at random for surrogacy. They will be taken to PURE, a lab to help harbor Seraphim - genetically perfect embryos. If she is to be sent away, can the turmoil deep within her be mended by a young man from a neighboring region - a forbidden attraction that can change everything? Secrets, betrayals, and love pave the path for Irissa. Will she choose her own fate, or succumb to the science that promises a brighter future?

There's a new demon on the block... or is there? Read to find out about the mysterious butler James and his mistress Rochelle, who has a very heavily guarded past and a new found hatred to dresses and heels.

Sophie is the love of Damien's life, she's kind, funny, caring and beautiful. One Friday, during their weekly trip to the pier to ride the ferris wheel, Damien saves Sophie's life - grabbing hold of her seconds before she plummets to her death. To Damien's horror, he wakes up the next day and it's still Friday. Then the next day, and the next. He's stuck in a none stop barrage of Fridays and nobody around him seems to notice. ***Cover by N30NLIT3Z***

You might know the story of the infamous Phantom of the Opera. How he was banished from society, and doomed to forever be alone, and how he loved the rising Prima Donna, Christine Daae. But what if there was someone who saw him? What happens when a curious little ballet rat named Isa wanders to the depths of the Populaire and finds the opera ghost? Will he be saved? or is it too late? (I do not own The Phantom of the Opera, or the characters, or the songs. I only own Isa.) Mostly Andrew Lloyd Webber version, but I might add touches of Leroux. Also the title might change. ENJOY! :)

There was a time when the king of the human world raged war between humans and dragonkind, forcing their rulers to seal the portal between both worlds and leave the one thing they loved above all else behind. Now, in a land full of turmoil, one huntress learns of her bloodline and how she alone has the ability to harness her dragon's power and save both lands. Will she be able to free the human citizens from their tyrant leader and save her own people from extinction? Or will she fall prey to those wanting to use her powers for their own greed? *Currently working on re-writes of this story. Will be awhile* -3/14/23 *Cover is made by Christina aka Surehuinel from deviantart.com, her work is amazing please check it out http://surehuinel.deviantart.com/