(Current cover by: @RattusDomestica ) "I don't remember anything.... Who I was... who they are... and they don't remember either.... I guess... this is the new beginning... And of course I'm starting it on the streets....," -------- One day, everyone woke up, with literally no knowledge of who they were. All history books were lost, and any hint of context destroyed. They called this day, 'The Awakening'. Using the little evidence of a once prosperous society, they rebuilt their city and started anew. Buddy, a young man who named himself after a beer can he found, had been living in the streets, fantasizing about the man he might've been before The Awakening. He lead a simple life that was difficult at the same time, and was content keeping it that way. But this wouldn't be a story if everything stayed the same now would it?

Canada was happy that his best friend Mexico had a crush on America. He was less happy knowing that Mexico was willing to go full yandere for him though. And so, to avoid a situation with such limited appeal (i.e., Mexico murdering everyone physically or emotionally close to America), Canada decided to become Mexico's wingman/mentor/shoulder Angel. Because, at the end of the day, nobody really wants a yandere following them around, and if you do, you are a complete and utter idiot and deserve the hell you paramour will put you through. (Basically, I was sick of seeing so many basic yandere stories in my recommendations (which I don't even FRICKIN READ WATTPAD GET A HINT-) And I wanted to contribute something to this trashy yandere-simping genre that's more funny and less try-hard edgy. Yanderes are not sexy. If you really find them appealing, I'm so very sorry that you are that desperate for love)

I have too many books *POSSIBLY NONEXISTENT UPDATES* Anyway America and Mexico had six kids but everything turned f*cky when they got a divorce. Texas and California ran away to live with America, and America won the rest of his kids through a messy custody battle. Now, without any stinkin kids to worry about, Mexico realizes he's trans. Meanwhile America realizes he has very little desire for women but the Czars son is pretty hot. But now that Soviets dead and America's mental health is at a rapid decline, he needs help raising six kids. And when a certain trans Mexican finds his way back into his life, will things work out for the better this time? Or will things plummet into another painful split? Only time will tell. Warnings: - countryhumans - self harm - suicidal thoughts/actions - transphobia - homophobia - angst (Disclaimer: this is based off of history but doesn't accurately reflect it nor does it reflect current events. Please do your own research before you take everything in this book as fact)

(This is the revised version of my first ever CH book, Spread My Wings. If you want to read the first version to see just how bad middle-school me was at grammar and spelling, It will be linked in the first chapter :D) (I will be keeping a lot of this story true to the original, which I wrote almost three years ago now. Please keep in mind that some parts of this story either reflect the time it was written in, or were written when I was new to the fandom. This story uses historical context very loosely, and as it is an AU, it is far removed from modern politics or historical accuracy. Please keep this in mind as you read) We all know America as a global superpower... But what if, in a world full of magic, America had no power at all? In this AU, everyone has an ability given to them at a certain age by a magical entity called a 'spirit guardian'. However America, even well into his twenties, found himself powerless. America, desperate to find his place in this world of magic, knows he can rely on his best friend Germany; However, the rest of the world isn't so warm to the son of a monster, as they keep Germany locked away. But when past foes return from damnation with a plan to take over the land that banished them, maybe a powerless freak and monster's son- with the help of their friends- can save the world. Keep in mind: - This IS NOT, I repeat, IS NOT a RussiaxAmerica book - This AU takes place in a world far removed from our own, where America returned to his father after the Civil war, did not partake in any of the World Wars, Soviet decided to retire on his own accord, yada yada