This was my first oneshot book! It is no longer my first oneshot book ;) Rest in Peace Technoblade. To respect his death and his character I edited any oneshot with Technoblade in it. Thank you for reading anyways! [!!Requests are still open!!] I still write these oneshots because I continue to have brain rot after the dsmp finale! So yeah, this just is a bunch of weird shit that you may or may not like. Take a look if you want, or don't. If one of the cc's in these oneshots says they are uncomfortable with this work I will delete it without a second thought. // PLENTY ONESHOTS IN PROGRESS BUT REQUEST ANYWAYS //

art credits- @/solarsun on twitter PROBABLY GONNA BE ANGST SO WARNING phil started up the mafia before adopting the three kids. techno was taught by phil- techno then went on to teach wilbur and tommy how to fight and survive in the mafia world but life doesn't always go smoothly...

Tommy, who had been in and out of the foster system since he was 6, was told to get ready for another family meeting. To say he wasn't too fond of that was an understatement. He knew the routine, get adopted, get abused, get put back into the orphanage, repeat. But when this family of three is kind to him, what's gonna happen? How will he react? And how will he fuck this one up? So just to put out there, Tubbo is the neighbor across the street- not part of the family. And Phil isn't a bad dad in this one- And read the 1st thing for context- there are mental disorders!! And trigger warnings!! Those will be in the first chapter, the A/N chapter, and not at the top of each one like in my oneshot book. Anyway, everything else will be in the A/N April 30th - July 20th <3 [Completed]

Before he goes he notices the boy standing atop a building with something in his eyes. Fear. Wilbur, Techno, Phil, Tommy, and Tubbo all go to a school created to help students with magical powers. Their job, is to go out and find people who've gained these abilities, and teach them how to use their abilities correctly, as well as "defeat" people who uses their abilities incorrectly, like what Tubbo likes to call "Super Heroes" FYI- There will be swearing. If you're not comfortable with that don't read :)) If anyone in this book is uncomfortable with this books existence I will gladly take it down :] 1k - 26/01/21 1.5k - 12/02/21 2.5k - 14/03/21 3k - 23/03/21 4k - 21/04/21

Sleepy bois inc. AU that I thought I'd at 2 a.m. One day Tommy just disappeared. No one heard from his for ages, until Phil had the idea to adopt a child... (I am really bad at descriptions just give it a go)

New house, new adventures. Tommy is keen on moving to an old house that his family had troubles selling. What can go wrong? After all, he has his best friend at his side. It's going to be great! Those old buildings always hide a treasure inside, right? With many stories like that popping around here it's no surprise I'll say that I found this idea on Twitter? As I have really bad memory, I can only say it was ChannelWithoutAName account, no idea what it's actually called.

I made a oneshot about Sleepy Bois store au someone asked for a book about it so here

The story has been discontinued, I'm not comfortable writing most of the characters anymore - Rain 2024 ------------- main characters - Tommy and Tubbo Tommy got sick and tired of being ignored, his friend Tubbo suggested they run away. Will he take that risk? Will he get caught? His famil left him to rot in the dust. Will they care? Read to find out, we'll play a nice game of chest :) Warnings Angst Suicide thoughts Yelling Cussing Blood you have been warned (no ships) (cover is not mine if you know the artist please tell me, enjoy the story)

Tommy is the king of L'Maidburg. He has been for three years now. His parent's died in an assassination during a war. He lost a city in that war, Pogtopia, and he is trying to get it back. He became King at 14 and has led his people through many wars and become what history will call the kindest ruler of his time. But there is a difference between kindness, innocence, and arrogance that the neighboring kingdoms don't seem to understand. Technoblade is the fiercest warrior in Pogtopia. He knows when attacks are coming and from where. He is trying to get Pogtopia out of the hands of the dictator King Schlatt without falling into the hands of King Dream. Recently the supplies coming from their old kingdom, L'Maidburg, stopped coming. He needs to find a way to free his city before they start starving, which by most calculations is a few weeks at most. Wilbur Soot is a local bard in the small city of Manburg, L'Maidburg. He doesn't have much history but he can be found playing guitar at the town square every day. Sometimes there is a small fox hybrid running around with him. Other times that hybrid is off stealing food and other things from local vendors. He doesn't have many plans other than to find his girlfriend who went missing some time ago. Each of these boys has a voice in their heads named Philza Minechat. He has been in some of their heads longer then others but either way, he wants to help them all. But he has a secret of his own. Soldier: Techno Poet: Wilbur King: Tommy Philza Minechat is kinda like a voice in their heads.

TW SelfHarm SuicideMentions EatingDisorder Anxiety PanicAttacks SelfDepreciation Anorexia Tubbo is trans in this but if anyone is uncomfortable by it i can take it out Please read only if you feel you are in a good headspace/can handle these possible triggers Tommy, Tubbo, Wilbur, Dream, Sapnap, George, Eret, and Niki move into a house together in Florida for better content. Things are kept by Tommy fromthe others but what happens when this is all revealed? 4-10-21 #69 in sad😎😏