(#1 ChickLit) WARNING: Being left at the altar in front of 500 wedding guests may lead to irrational behavior, causing you to go on your honeymoon alone. Other side- effects may include very bad hair, getting arrested, setting yourself on fire, landing up on a "Missing Poster" with the same bad hair and unexpectedly falling in love. BEING PUBLISHED SOON!

Johnny (Bloody Face Jr.) was given up by his mother Lana Winters. He has been put up for adoption. No one will adopt him, knowing who he is, so he goes through life knowing only of his father and only meeting his mother once on the playground. This story tells what Johnny went through and what his life and experiences were like.