Hiii, you know me from tiktok most likely, I make nsfw headcanons for COD characters, people wanted me to write fanfic soooo here we go! Please drop requests. First one off ghost x reader for you whores. After a long mission ghost comes home to you a little irritated and stressed needing to blow some steam off on his beloved partner aka his favorite little slut 💞

can wilbur catch a fucking break with me dear irene Anyways him with his shark (plush) loneson he was not wearing pants when he took that photo with that damn shark and i stand by that statement or wilbur soot humping (grinding???) on that plushie its been living in my head rent free for weeks

!TW! a bit of strong language and Smut MY FRIENDS MADE ME WRITE A SMUT AS MY FIRST STORY I'M SORRY! (am I sorry??) Nick-Top Karl-Bottom I KNOW SAPNAP IS A BOTTOM (obviously) BUT LETS JUST PRETEND FOR THE CONTENT :)) Karl and Nick (sapnap) meet at Bad's party with George, Clay (Dream), Skeppy. They all play party games but 'truth or dare' goes a little bit further than it should have... -I will be using their real names exept for bad and skeppy-

TEMPORARY COVER ART BY @HIOBOWY Wilbur Soot heavily denies he has any attraction for Jared. And yet, he can't help thinking about what he looks like nude. Or, in which wilbur soot and jared have rough hate sex. And that wilbur cant catch a break with me, still. Also this was beta'ed by @thespottedowl and i am extremely grateful for her existence right now so go follow her or i shoot

"Well, I'd prefer to get into your pants -" The editor looks at her in shock, eyes widening comically. "And give you a handjob. I'm asking for consent, of course." "You - you want to jerk me off?" Wilbur sputters, looking at the only female Soothouse member as if she'd gone insane. "Am I hearing things right?"

So to clarify i don't ship real life people it's wierd is gross and really bad, I only ship their online personas. Also sometimes dream will look like a human blob because I think its cute, also there will not be any shipping with miners like: purple, tommy, tobbo, Ranboo. And if dream and the rest of mcyt dont like this plz tell me and I'll delete it in a flash

Dream made a dare to his harem that if he were to win mcc... They'd leave him alone for a month. And if he were to lose... He'd acfept the Cosplay challenge. || The Cosplay challenge is where the harem can choose whatever Dream wears or do for a certain amount of time. It can go for months, days, weeks. It can to from sex to whatever. And since this is a smut book oneshot... You know it's smut. Dream's harem had been really annoying to him lately and they had tried getting him to do a 2 week Cosplay Challenge. || You know which side lady luck chose. This is a small oneshot to feed you bottom Dream lovers! <3

There is not enough bottombur content.

tw; aggressive language/swearing, alcohol mentions + usage, smut, manipulative/abusive actions. - ... "You like how wrong this is." ... Alex was just a lit match. Schlatt was the gasoline that refused to pour.