Post-war AU. Harry Potter waited nine years for Hermione to notice him but she was too bloody focused on her career. Tired of the passive-aggressive approach, he creates a grand scheme that will get her to see him as a desirable romantic partner. He will do whatever it takes for them to get together so, let the seduction begin... Posted on fanfiction.net by tweety-src-clt9 (my FFN pseudonym)

WARNING ⚠️: This story has mature content in it, you have to be 18+ to read it. Read at your own risk.

[There is spelling errors and it's confusing sometimes but I'll try my best to look for them before publishing a chapter] Going to my friend sleepover definitely wasn't something I thought I wasn't going to regret...

After a night out drinking, Harry and Hermione stumble upon Ron with Susan Bones' hand down his pants. Harry pulls Hermione into an empty classroom to comfort her, but one thing leads to another and somehow the two best friends are seeing each other in an entirely new light. Hermione isn't sure how she's managed to mess up friends to lovers twice. Her and Ron couldn't stop snipping at each other. Her and Harry? Well. They have a safe word.

Harry Potter reveals his true "magic wand"