Snotlout guides
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Snotlout's Guide To The Apocalypse de harrypanther
Snotlout's Guide To The Apocalypse
harrypanther
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Co-written with Vala 411! SUMMARY: Zombie/Apocalypse/Humour AU. Berk's most misunderstood dragon rider shares his essential tips on surviving the end of the world! Disclaimer: We don't own How To Train Your Dragon. Rights remain with Cressida Cowell and Dreamworks. We don't own any zombies either (not for lack of trying-and I'm still suspicious about that porg...). No dragons, donkeys, pinecones or dragon riders were harmed in the making of this fiction.
Snotlout's 10 Rules of Dragon Keeping de harrypanther
Snotlout's 10 Rules of Dragon Keeping
harrypanther
  • Leituras 1,120
  • Votos 55
  • Capítulos 1
One-shot co-written wth Vala 411! Berk's most-singed Dragon Rider shares his top tips on Dragon Training. Disclaimer. We don't own How To Train Your Dragon. Rights Remain with Cressida Cowell and Dreamworks. No eels, squids, parrots, chatshow hosts or dragons were harmed in the making of this fiction.
Snotlout's Expert Guide To The Workings Of The Female Mind de harrypanther
Snotlout's Expert Guide To The Workings Of The Female Mind
harrypanther
  • Leituras 989
  • Votos 56
  • Capítulos 1
Co-written with Vala411! Modern AU. Buoyed by the success of his book on Dragon Training, Berk's most-singed Rider turns his dubious expertise to a far more dangerous subject: the female species... Disclaimer: We don't own How To Train Your Dragon. Rights remain with Cressida Cowell and Dreamworks.
Snotlout's Observations On Astrid's Culinary (Mis-) Adventures de harrypanther
Snotlout's Observations On Astrid's Culinary (Mis-) Adventures
harrypanther
  • Leituras 1,440
  • Votos 59
  • Capítulos 1
Berk's resident mutton expert offers his observations on the culinary journey of Berk's worst ever. Includes survival tips. And for Thor's sake-don't drink the Yaknog! Co-written with Vala 411 Disclaimer: We don't own How To Train Your Dragon. Rights remain with Cressida Cowell and Dreamworks
Snotlout's Guide to Ruling Hell de harrypanther
Snotlout's Guide to Ruling Hell
harrypanther
  • Leituras 410
  • Votos 20
  • Capítulos 1
Co-written with Vala411! Waking to unexpectedly find himself a demon, Berk's least socially skilled dragon rider finds himself in temporary charge of Hell. Between strikes, waxing incidents, boy scouts, interfering angels, day trips, over-eager interns, time-expired sacrifices and amorous plants, what could go wrong? DISCLAIMER: We don't own 'How To Train Your Dragon'.Rights remains with Cressida Cowell and Dreamworks.
Snotlout's Guide to Halloween de harrypanther
Snotlout's Guide to Halloween
harrypanther
  • Leituras 1,994
  • Votos 115
  • Capítulos 11
CO-WRITTEN WITH VALA 411! Humor/modern/friendship (with maybe an occasional supernatural hint thrown in...) Halloween has rolled round again and where would we be without the advice of Berk's renowned dragon almost-expert, would-be bon viveur and raconteur, Snotlout Jorgensen? Especially since he has done almost all the legwork in the 'what not to do' category... Disclaimer: We don't own How To Train Your Dragon. Rights still belong to Cressida Cowell and Dreamworks.