⚠️ Not everyday updates ⚠️ This is my 1st book so please just constructive critism, I'm trying my best Maybe will do scenarios/headcanons If you want something, request.Requests are always welcome :)

/REQUESTS OPEN/ Okay, so right now I have Jeff the Killer, Ticci Toby, Bloody Painter, and BEN Drowned. Creative criticism is welcome because this is my first story.

"You can't lie..." Charming growls lowly that it sends shivers down Pinocchio's spine then to his wooden problem, Pinocchio gulps nervously and somewhat in arouse. The prince's gloved hand lift the boy's chin and their eyes meet. He leans forward, their lips just inches away from touching, then whispers, "...puppet." ---- "I did want to see the world...but I realized he is the most beautiful thing the world has to offer." Pinocchio sorrowfully mutters as he watches Charming practice his sword-fighting skills from the distance. ==== The story takes place after Shrek 1 and in the beginning of Shrek 2 - while Shrek and Fiona are getting ready for their honeymoon week, Prince Charming is already preparing to rescue his princess from the dragon-keep tower but then stumbles upon a particular wooden boy. ==== The hell am I doing? :D

Hey, you know those really cringey fanfictions that squealing preteens/teens make where you insert yourself in and date their hot, douchey idol? Let's laugh at them together while teaching girls to avoid them!

Please don't read this. I honestly don't know what's going on here, but yeah okay. *-*-*-*THIS IS A STORY I WROTE, NOT TOO LONG AGO, AND IT IS VERY STRANGE*-*-*-*- Okay, so I obviously don't own Cookie Monster, Elmo, Shrek, Mario, Sonic, Barry B. Benson, Sherlock, and Watson. Casper, Matt The Sexy Ginger, and Yandere Kris would be from a different story (Frozen Roses by ShaneLikesTrains ((Hey dats me)) heck yeah) REMI, Fishy, and Mr. King you just....yeah, just don't ask. Yeah that's good. Enjoy.

*BOOK ONE* (Can he read as standalone) (Completed) Sequel: Alpha Kaden "You can't love him, you need someone who you're more compatible with," he insisted. His arms moved suddenly, his palms slamming against the wall beside my head, his arms locked into place. "You wouldn't know," I gritted out in frustration. Landon sighed, leaning in further till his soft lips pressed against my neck lightly, briefly, making me gasp. "Trust me, I know exactly who you suit," he whispered. "Remember the night at your house after dinner?" He asked, his lips leaving soft kisses up to my ear. I shuddered, nodding. He smiled gently against my skin. "I did want to kiss you." (Mature content involved, although there are warnings) ** *Book One in the Alpha series*

Shrek and you have known each other since you were both children. You one day realize that you love and and he admits he loves you! But a tragic accident could change everything.

Y/n was just your average angel up in the sky's that is until one day she made a terrible desision and met a terrible fate which sent her down to earth. After she plummets down she is greeted by a certain group of killers. What will happen? Discontinued

Warning: This story is pg 13. Hope you laugh. I'm strong in comedy.

Not a lemon