Ever since Craig and Tweek went gay for each other and it became public, Kyle Broflovski is continuously finding eyes glued to him, and it's more than one pair. None belonged to any female, having its own advantages and disadvantages for Kyle. No, the eyes belong to his best friend in the universe, and his worst enemy of all time.

Butters and Kenny. Polar opposites. Leopold "Butters" Scotch was a student at the top of most of his classes, kind, and well.. has a normal life. Except the rumors about him not being as straight as his grades. Unfortunately for him, almost everyone saw him as a easy person to manipulate and use, but this is high school now. New year, new you, right? Kenny McCormick is a more troublesome kid. His grades aren't that great but it was enough for him to pass middle school, he still lives in poverty, and is popular. He was considered one of the school's playboys for dropping his many girlfriends after having s3x with them at least once or twice. He was also known for his bad luck, for almost dying for an abnormal amount of times in his lifetime. Everyone would never have thought of them as even close to friends, yet they were. Best friends. But imagine if they were dating?! What a joke! Or so people thought. --------- Hello, this da autha. This book is a BUNNY (kinda) one-shot but there will be other stories about the side ships so watch out for that! Each chapter is just a different scenario and sometimes I might feel silly and write a completely different story. Disclaimer, this one-shots will have: Bunny (main ship) Creek (side ship) Style (side ship) Tyde (side ship) JimTim (side ship) I take requests btw!! SLOW UPDATES Grammar mistakes but pls ignore them.. THIS IS A HIGH SCHOOL AU characters MAY or MAY NOT act out of character (sorry!!) Fluff (mostly) Maybe some sussy sus 😔 (i obviously meant dirty jokes DUHHH)

These are just oneshots about one of my favorite ships from Southpark 🌈

[lowercase intended] "they say i am a liar. they say i am weak. and i will do it to protect someone i care." in which were kyle and stan sends letters to each other but it turns out to be something else. . . . c o p y r i g h t s. story : @-peiskos characters : South Park Load of editing ! completed: [ 1 - June - 2018 ] . . . angst warning

Rush Hour. That's all I had to say as customer after customer was served. I had barely made my way back to register when I felt a tingle in my arm. I grew nervous from realization that I got my tattoo. When you or your soulmate sees you, the first nice thing they say/think appears on your wrist. I couldn't look at it now though, I have work to do... I got home and layed in bed tired of today's job. I took a deep breathe as I looked at my left wrist "Soothing like the Stars" I laughed quietly to myself, if anyone in South Park knew me- I was no where near soothing. -------------------------------------------------- This is the soulmate tattoo au, you get a tattoo from your soulmates first thoughts on you, but I wanted to make a twist and make them the first nice thing said. So yeah... This is Creek (Craig x Tweek) Other pairings *Bunny *Style *Wendy x Bebe *I can't help but some how shit Clyde and Kevin Stoley. Someone tell me why I ship Clyde and Kevin pls this just happened one day XD

It's been three months since Kenny and Kyle became official. It's been three years since Stan started having romantic feelings for Kyle. Stan always wanted to confess, but never worked up the needed courage. Now Kyle's taken, and he radiates happiness in his new relationship. Stan wishes he knew what it would be like to date the boy he's liked for years, but he can hardly believe it when his wish is granted. One legged, wrinkled and small, the Gypsy cast the curse upon Stan and Kenny. A curse detailing that the two would wake up as each other, and live the lives of the opposite. The curse is almost a gift to Stan, but seems to be the complete opposite for Kenny.

Stan doesn't like the way Cartman is eyeing Kyle so he claims Kyle....

There is a new kid in town ever since that new kid has arrived there has been reported murders where the victims neck is bit, or torn open by some kind of animal everyone else thinks it's some sorta loose wolf in south park, but Kyle has a different opinion ---------------------------------------- Kyle and Stan are 16-17 in this story ⚠️WARNING/NSFW/TW⚠️ -drug use -alcahol use -sexual moments -a lot of swearing -blood/gore -very dark/desturbing moments -murder -abuse

When he transfers to an all-boys boarding school, Stan meets Kyle, the boy who had saved his life a year ago. The boy he had fallen in love with. But Kyle doesn't seem to remember Stan. Suddenly strange things start to happen and Stan finds himself travelling into the future. He has to witness how Kyle's life is slowly deteriorating in front of his eyes. Drugs. Guns. Prostitution. Suicide. And there is nothing he can do to save him. Unless... Cover art by @SideSnail on Tumblr boyxboy/yaoi © colour-art, 2019