Formerly Somebody Come Get Him .•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•.•. "I don't know, Harry - you're just so innocent. You don't know anything about sex, I -" "Then teach me." "What?" "Teach me, Louis." Louis is one of the best strippers at his club. Despite how submissive he comes off as, he's actually quite dominant. Harry is an innocent college student and his friends decide to take him to a strip club for his birthday. He gets a lap dance from a curvy blue eyed stripper and ends up developing a crush on him and maybe Louis might fancy him too. When Louis finds out that Harry doesn't know anything about sex nor have any experience, he decides to take it upon himself to teach him. He claims that it's a strictly business relationship but could their sex lessons turn into more?

not mine!!!!!!! creds go to SoloChaos on archive of our own just another copy of the forest fic make sure you have tissues

❛If there was one thing that we knew about Draco, it was that he had the worlds biggest daddy kink❜ ⓒ [goblet of fire] [dracomalfoy] but it was okay cause she was willing to comply

Cheese your mom. This story is about Yoda and the C*m Monster.

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