Savage comebacks for savage people. Sometimes you gotta be savage.

Just don't get into the bone zone, it's very bonely.. I'm sorry, I'm not very humerus. Have a Sanstastic time reading the book! You won't regret it.. Okay, maybe. These are very cringe-worthy.

[[FEEL FREE TO USE THESE ON PEOPLE I DONT MIND]] [[ANOTHER WARNING< DUE TO LATE NIGHT PRODUCTIONS< THERE WILL BE TYPOS, JUST WARNING YA]] Know anybody who dislikes puns and want to ignore them? Have that one person you want to impress that likes puns? Or are you just bored and found this? Well it's up to you but come inside to find a crapton of bad puns and good puns and a lot of horrifying jokes just to begin with. Hope you enjoy! Read at you're own risk. *Typos because i wrote 100 percent of these at like, 2 in the morning and running off 2 liters of caffeine I cri

These are a few savage comebacks you could use!

This book is meant to have some class, sass and a lot of badass... Read more...

The best puns and jokes you can hear...

Warning! There is a chance that there will be spoilers for the pacifist run of undertale. I recommend finishing that before reading this. There won't be any spoilers for the no mercy run, so don't worry about that! Also, don't worry about anything NSFW/lemon if that's not what you're into-there won't be any of that here. You're a human that's fallen down into the underground. You've decided that you'll stay instead of going home after fighting Asgore and sparing him. Now, you had made some great friendships while in the underground-but one of those friends in particular was one you'd like to be a little more than friends with... Aaaa an X reader fic! I haven't done one of these before, but I hope you still like it!