This is a book of some random one-shots from different movies, tv shows, fandoms, and whatever you or I want to write about. Deal with it.

Waylon Smithers had known Monty Burns for as long as he could remember. It was not until recently that he realized that he had developed feelings for his boss. But these feelings just couldn't be mirrored. It was impossible. One night, Waylon decides to drown his sorrows in the local bar, and meets Moe Szyslak, the bartender. The two create a friendship which quickly leads to something more. But did Smithers really love Moe? "Lock the doors and close the blinds, cause kid, "We're going for a ride." HEAVY TRIGGER WARNING: This book has several themes of depression, drinking, self-harm, suicide, and r*pe. I am not glorifying these subjects at all. A/N: I do not own the Simpsons, or any of the sources referenced in this book. This is merely a fanfiction.

When a suspicious man in a beanie steals the Fre Shavoca Do belonging to Wonder and Glitch, they vow to follow him to the ends of the earth to take back what is rightfully theirs. After teaming up with a sexy cashier, a square sponge, and a secretive man, they unwillingly fall into a path full of romance, tragedy, and adventure, as they journey to defeat this strange man and his army. Mysteries are unfolded, families are reunited, and brain cells are lost in this beautiful trainwreck that is, according to Bo Burnham, "better than pussy." I have no clue what I have created. TWs: Swearing, blood, and main character death. I only own Wonder, who is technically me. @glitchingstxrs is in this story too, they asked to be in it. Comet is Glitch's OC, so I don't own her either. They've helped me out a lot in writing this...novel. None of the other characters are mine. Fanart, headcanons, or any fan content pertaining to this book is strongly welcomed. For those who are interested in the series, join the Discord server for more randomness that is better than pussy. https://discord.gg/Yz87AMzV