my legacy.

Y/n, a high school student, wasn't expecting heads to roll her Junior year of high school. She was expecting to pass at least some of her classes, fall in love, and party hard. She didn't fall in love...but they did. It started out as a joke but it's not a joke anymore.👁👄👁 I suppose this is an AU. *YOU CHOOSE THE ENDING* I do not own Severus Snape, Malcolm Merlyn, or Willy Wonka. They all go to their respective writing owners.

Wario and dr.eggman go on a romantic date at checkers but things don't go as planned. Read this romantic story to know what happens.

SpongeBob has a rap battle with Miley Cyrus. When Miley finds out that SpongeBob has epic rapping skills, she wants her revenge. So what does she do? She uses her wrecking ball to destroy Bikini Bottom. Can SpongeBob stop her before it's too late?

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

A man named Elmo and a man puppet named Kermit fall in love. They were childhood friends, but Kermit moved away, instead of living on Sesame Street, he lives on Disappointment island. That 384738377 miles away from his love. What will he do? We have no clue. Why? Because none of this happens in the story. Again, why? Because my friend and I are fuckers.

please don't read this

imagine hisoka bagging your groceries ;) i pulled an all nighter to write this ok and a big THANK YOU to @DanielleLevesque5 for making me this new header! please check their stuff out as well!

Kool aid man and gordan do the naughty (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧