There is something at work in my soul, which I do not understand. "And it's my whole heart weighted and measured inside." Harry Potter x Fem!OC Prisoner of Azkaban - Deathly Hallows © flayedcrank

❝I laid the groundwork and then saw a wide smirk on your face, you knew the entire time❞ JAMIE TARTTxOC [TED LASSO: SEASON 1-3]

"ᴡᴇʟʟ, ʟᴏᴏᴋꜱ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴡᴇ ᴀʟʟ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴡʜᴏ'ꜱ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ɢᴜᴛᴛᴇᴅ ɴᴇxᴛ, ʜᴜʜ, ᴠɪʀɢɪɴ ᴍᴏʟʟʏ?" "ꜱʜᴜᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ʜᴇʟʟ ᴜᴘ, ꜱᴛᴜ!" ••• || 𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 . . . . according to the rules of horror movies, Molly Birist isn't going to last long in this real life thriller, or that's what the killer thinks ••• STU MACHER × FEM!OC (× multiple) SCREAM FILMS; scream ✓| scream 2 ✓| scream 3 ✓| scream 4 ✎| BOOK ONE OF THE "Not-Really-A-Virgin" DUOLOGY ¡¡TW!!; mentions/descriptions of suicide, abuse/force by abuse, sexual assault, psychotic thoughts ••• established: 12/4/22 published: 12/5/22 completed: tba ••• RANKINGS #3 - Scream1996 - 5/30/23 #2 - Deweyriley - 5/7/23 #2 - Galeweathers - 3/26/23 #4 - Scream - 6/1/23 #1 - Tatumriley - 4/28/23 #2 - Horror/thriller - 1/6/23 #7 - Horrormovie - 1/30/23 #1 - Sidneyprescott - 1/30/23 #7 - Horror-thriller - 1/20/23 #5 - Horrorromance - 10/23/23 #10 - Billyloomis - 2/25/23 #50 - Blood - 10/23/23 #1 - Bloodandgore - 5/27/24 #2 - Scarymovie - 3/26/23 #2 - Woodsboro - 4/8/23 #6 - Stumacher - 4/26/23 #1 - Scarymovie - 4/9/23 #1 - Randymeeks - 10/14/23 #46 - Ghostface - 4/5/23 #3 - Murder - 6/7/23 #1 - Meganfox - 5/31/23 #4 - Johnnydepp - 5/7/23 #3 - Stumacher - 5/14/23 #8 - Horror - 6/3/23

It's been two years since the gang known as the Wolfpack narrowly escaped disaster in Bangkok. Now, Phil, Sophie, Stu and Doug have happy lives at home -- Phil and Sophie are engaged to be married, Stu is happily married, and Doug has his own family, but Alan doesn't. Still lacking contentment and a sense of purpose, Alan has gone off his meds and surrendered to his natural impulses. It's up to the other members of the Wolfpack to get him through his personal crisis by embarking on a road trip to the place it all began: Las Vegas.

Two years after the disastrous events in Las Vegas, it is now Stu's turn to walk down the aisle. Since his bride is from Thailand, Stu decides to hold the wedding there. Desperately hoping to avoid the mayhem of Doug's bachelor party, Stu chooses what he thinks will be a safe option: an alcohol-free, prewedding brunch. But this being Thailand, with Sophie, Phil, and Alan again in attendance. A "doctor", two lovebirds, and a man child is a recipe for disaster, and anything can happen.

Two days before his wedding, Doug, his three friends, and sister Sophie drive to Las Vegas for a wild and memorable stag party. In fact, when the three groomsmen and bridesmaid wake up the next morning, they can't remember a thing; nor can they find Doug. With little time to spare, the four hazy pals try to re-trace their steps and find Doug. During this time feelings arise with Phil and Sophie, but they must focus and find Doug so they can get him back to Los Angeles in time to walk down the aisle. following hangover 2 and 3 also*

"𝐢𝐬𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐠 𝐥𝐚𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞 𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧?" "𝐢'𝐦 𝐬𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐲, 𝐢 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐧𝐚𝐦𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐟𝐭𝐞𝐫 𝐚 𝐟𝐫𝐮𝐢𝐭 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠?" ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which a hit man and his assignment aren't on a bullet train quite long enough to fall in love, but they'll certainly have some fun while fighting for their lives on the way to the end of the line. [ contains mega strong language, my dudes. and probably eventual smut ]

"Pinky promise me that you won't be a dick to people who don't deserve it." "That's a bit juvenile, don't you think?" Jamie tried to deflect, but she pinned him to his spot with a glare, her outstretched hand unwavering. "Tartt," "Fine." He wrapped his pinky around hers, and she pretended as if she felt nothing under his touch. "Promise." 「☺ ☺ ☺ 」 season 1 - 3

"𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐜𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞 𝐠𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐛𝐨𝐲? 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐝𝐞𝐦𝐞𝐚𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢 𝐟𝐞𝐞𝐥 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧'𝐭 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐮𝐬𝐥𝐲." "𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐩 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐞? 𝐢𝐭'𝐬 𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐭, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐧'𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐦𝐲 𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝'𝐬 𝐠𝐢𝐠𝐬 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐥𝐥 𝐛𝐞 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝." ‧͙⁺˚*･༓☾　　☽༓･*˚⁺‧͙ in which indiana winger just wants to make music and kiss pretty boys - unfortunately, those boys tend to be serial killers. [ scream 1 - 3 : completed ] [ billy loomis, mickey altieri, mark kincaid ( and a fraction of a crumb of stu if you squint ) ] [ dewey riley x ofc and sidney prescott x randy meeks ]