These jokes are ones that I remember from many books, websites(coolblondjokes.com) and freinds.So credit goes to whoever gave me these ideas!!!

Blonde Jokes :) if you think they're funny, you can tell them to your friends :)

He had spent centuries with only himself for company, he fed, tortured and killed that was his life and he liked it that way, until she came along and stirred something in him, something he couldn't and wouldn't accept. “If I were you I’d keep that stake sharp. Don’t expect anymore visits like this, next time I come I expect you to use that thing,” he told her pointing to the stake on the bed, and then he was gone.

Offensive to blondes. If you are going to read this I suggest you sit in the toilet because you will pee your pants with laughter! You've been warned! xD

Dumb blonde jokes here. *No offence to blondes!* :D

I have nothing against blondes I am BFF's with one so no offense to any of u. I hope u all love these hilarious jokes!

Italian playboy billionaire Marco Orsini has a dilemma. With the ultimatum to either marry or get disinherited, he must now find himself a wife before his grandfather's birthday--and he entrusts his fate on one woman to find him the perfect bride. ********** Twenty-nine-year-old Francesa Marcolini never expected that the day will come when the handsome yet hateful playboy billionaire Marco Orisini would barge into her office and announce that he needs a wife. Despite being a teacher of etiquette and personality development, Francesa had no intention of becoming the matchmaker for this arrogant Italian no matter how determined he is for her help. But to Francesca's horror, she finds herself on that very job! Cover design by Holly Thurston