Hi, this is a strictly crack, for all the enstarries out there I'm sorry u need to read it and get disappointed, but I might make it a bit angst? who knows 😋 dedicated to @K0N3K0-CH4N

I don't know anything about Enstars. I just know some of the characters names and their backgrounds. one of my friend's told me to write this fanfic. I don't own enstars or whatever

Hajim goes through trauma and then a beautifup life story about girl bosses and boywifevs

After the apocalypse, Rinne goes on Deal Or No Deal- but then Ennard from FNAF messes everything up. Now, Rinne has half his face from Todoroki, Eichi burns in circletine, Leo, Keito, & Wataru work at a place called Eichi Hooters and now, Midori Takamine, Chiaki Morisawa, and Keito Hasumi are the government in Antarctica, where everyone lives. Keito quits after a mental breakdown in Eichi Hooters. The government collapses after Leo and Chiaki investigate a secret cult, named the Carrot Cult- but, it was twisted as Leo and Chiaki cheating on their partners. Wataru builds Tsum Tsum Eichi, a computer-human tiny version of Eichi. Kaoru bails Rei out of jail. Keito makes NFTs. Niki cheats on Rinne with Keito, who turns out to be Rinne's brother. Willbum Afton has an edgy character backstory. THIS IS CRACK TAKEN VERY SERIOUSLY!!!