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The Bad Boy's Baby by MaryamlovesBTR
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"Why's it crying?" Brandon groaned at 5am in the morning. "I don't know." Connor turned on the bed trying to block the sound of the wails coming from the baby in the cot, with his pillow cushioned to his ears. "Maybe it's hungry?" Danny rubbed his eyes tiredly. "Well, get it some food." Connor kicked Holland off the bed as he groaned rubbing his face. "What the hell, man?" "Shut up, you'll make it worse." Brandon whisper-yelled already hearing the baby scream louder. "Look what you idiots have done." Ethan face palmed himself. "Make it pipe down!" Connor blocked his ears with his hands. "Ugh." Reece got up from the bed and made his way to the cot, he glanced at the crying baby and sighed, picking her up. "Sh." He bounced the baby lightly in his arms, the baby glancing at Reece with glossy eyes, slowly calming the baby down. "Wow, who would've thought Reece was a natural?" Ethan looked surprised. "Maybe because it's his kid." * Reece Knight, also known as RK is the most ruthless, cold-hearted person yet to exist. With stares that could send you straight to the hospital, killer smirks that could make you pass out and dangerous eyes that could make you choke. A rocking body, kissable lips and a husky voice that sends shivers down any girl's spine. He has it all... or so he thinks. With an abandoned baby found in an alleyway, Reece and his friends take care of the baby whom starts taking a liking to him. So, what happens when a baby is stuck with the bad boy? They become the Bad Boy's Baby. * UPDATES EVERY MONDAY! 🖊 ©️®️ - MaryamlovesBTR Started: 6th October 2018 First published: 18th October 2019
THE WAREHOUSE HOTLINE   by MaryamlovesBTR
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THE UNDISCOVERED AWARDS WINNER FOR THE SHORT STORY CATEGORY | HIGHEST RANK #75 IN SHORT STORY THE MALIBU AWARDS SECOND PLACE WINNER FOR THE SHORT STORY CATEGORY | ~ "Welcome to the Warehouse Hotline. How can I make your day even more evil?" "Umm, I'm calling to report a crime." "Okay... what crime is it?" "I broke the fridge." * Avery Thompson, an average nineteen year old girl. Is left alone for two weeks at home whilst her parents are away visiting her aunt and uncle. So, what are the possibilities of anything going wrong, leaving an unattended teenage girl at home? A series of Hotline calls. © ® ━━━━━━━━━ [Started writing: 3rd June 2017] [Finished writing: ] NOTE: COPYING OR PLAGIARISING THIS WORK WILL HAVE SERIOUS CONSEQUENCES. EVERYTHING IN THIS BOOK IS MADE UP BY ME, THE SOLE PURPOSE OF THIS BOOK IS TO ENTERTAIN READERS AND FOR COMICAL PURPOSES ONLY. ANY CHARACTER IN THIS BOOK SEEMING RESEMBLED TO ANY CHARACTERS IN REAL LIFE ARE A MERE COINCIDENCE. DO NOT COPY THIS BOOK. IT IS ONLY HARD WORK AND IT'D BE A SHAME TO SEE SOMEONE COPY THIS ORIGINAL PIECE. -RANKS-: #994 in Short Story (09.06.17) #578 in Short Story (18.06.17) #331 in Short Story (29.06.17) #207 in Short Story (01.07.17) #189 in Short Story (02.07.17) #133 in Short Story (04.07.17) #107 in Short Story (14.07.17) #88 in Short Story (14.07.17) #75 in Short Story (23.07.17)