Showcasing all the dumb, so predictable its funny and plain ol' cliche moments, of every fanfiction ever written. **THIS IS NOT MEANT TO OFFEND ANYBODY** *hi! its the author here, in 2016. please take in to consideration that i wrote this around 3 years ago. many of my opinions have very much stayed the same, but hopefully my ignorance has lessened. okay, enjoy reading c:

There was me. The young man with the impeccable Mohawk. The man who came to Starbucks at precisely five each morning. The man who had an absolutely fierce crush on the guy who manned the counter. I am Tavros Nitram, and my steady life unravelled when I became officially acquainted with Gamzee Makara. Homestuck Fan Fiction GamTav Gamzee/Tavros GamzeexTavros TavrosxGamzee Humanstuck Sadstuck Trigger warnings are inside.