!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !! A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read. this shit has older humour than my nan christ

you meet thatveganteacher at a vegan protest...

This tutorial will tell you something awsome and intresting you will enjoy of this adventure in the bathroom

I just found me some..... cursed images I shall share them with you

This is a wattpad story about chairs dont expect much I made this when I was 13... 😍

(Y/n), after attempting suicide, has found a soothing table. But what happens when feelings blossom between the two?

keeping track of every page seen (that i know of) from How to Sex 2 by TommyInnit.

About three things I was absolutely positive. First, the hot guy's name was Farquaad. Second, there was a part of me that wanted him to farq me. Third, onions. Shrek X farquaad :) K this story might be a joke but Shrek definitely isn't.

basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you

For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??