For some reason this isn't really a massive joke??

when you first started dating Elmo you thought he was a sweet, soft, kind guy. But it didn't take long before you found out he was a mafia Mafia boss. how will this mafia stuff affect your life?is Elmo really the right guy for you? will big bird steal your heart? there's only one way to find out read the story! this is a crackhead story. sorry

Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.

a crazy love story with unexpected twists that will leave you J U N G S H O O K

Ur freind is peppa pig

YOU AND THE H20 CHARACTERS