exacly what the title says

Just some randomness about Dog Man! Incorrect quotes, one-shots, and me screaming about new books. Ships may include Petey x Dog Man(only a little, can be viewed platonically. I think.. idk be warned), Chief x Nurse Lady, and Yolay x Sarah. Don't like, don't read. That simple. Also swears.

A book of pure idiotesses

-Sure, he abandoned his wife (plus kid) and he might do that to you too, but you can't help but to fall in love with him...- -Grampa from Dog Man x Reader- (THIS IS A JOKE THIS IS JUST A CRACK FIC IM SO SORRY)

A (sorta???) Deltarune x Dogman fanfic where only Spamton is just tossed into the dogman universe and wreaks havoc on the plot

~~The Title Should Be A Good Explaination~~

THE BRAINROT........ Spoilers obv

Follow Dog Man if he can survive a week long of horror in Freddy Fazbear's pizza from midnight to 6AM. Dog Man by Dav Pilkey © 2016 Five Nights at Freddy's by Scott Cawthon © 2014

In the world of Dog man, they have faced many dangers. This will be far the most perilous and dangerous. I do not own any of these characters or places. This is a fan fiction. WARNING There is violence and some cussing.

After Petey quit his job, fixed his house, and witnessed a crazy robot fight, he went outside one night, and accidentally got lost in the forest. This was a mistake because after he found his way out of the forest, he was stabbed! But don't worry, he survived, for now. Little did Petey know, he was infected after getting stabbed. Many things happened in the next few days, and Petey's only goals were to cure his condition, keep Lil Petey safe, and stay as far away from the person who stabbed him as possible. But who could it be? CHARACTERS DO NOT BELONG TO ME. THEY BELONG TO DAV PILKEY. Story made by Cloudy (me!) FANART/FANANIMATION WOULD BE VERY AWESOME, AS LONG AS IT IS NOT SEXUAL NSFW.