if you're into alternative, punk rock, jazz, indie, new wave, lo-fi, rock, acoustic, doo wop, old songs and a bit of the classics here and there, then you're probs gonna enjoy this
a story about them; through a series of texts.
"you don't need to meet someone in real life to meet the real them"
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highest rank - first in short story
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{book 4} - ❝ All women are the same. One day they say they love you, that they are gonna be with you forever; the next they meet someone else, someone who can be with them when they need it, someone who shares their world. And then they tell you “but we can still be friends.” Yeah, you know what I think of that? Fuck you. That’s what I think. ❞
Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody.
NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes.
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