Courtshipping. Zirconshipping. Blue Zircon x Yellow Zircon. Green Zircon. Look, I don't care what you call it. I have fallen for these two dorks. I ship them intensely. So here's a dump of them. Update: This evolved from Trashbin to SinBin!

A long, long list of the cliches of wattpad...basically what the title says

Mary-Sue is just your normal girl. She wears messy buns and baggy sweatshirts, and is bullied because of her ugly, long blonde hair and sparkling blue eyes (yuck!). What happens when she (literally) falls for bad-boy Ryder? AND Hotty Harry? READ TO FIND OUT! (This book is made for humorous purposes only and is not to be taken seriously)

Ninjago ninjas are your boyfriends. Duh. And I control it! >:D

A true story of my experiences with bullying.

Shrek and Cory from Cory in the house do things

If you told sixteen-year-old Maeve McMilland parties kill, she would agree. What she wouldn't agree is to go. What will it take to break her "No Party" rule? Mix together one part mysterious party flyer, two parts missing brother, three parts best friend, four parts long-time crush, and cash, something around the tune of a million dollars, for a party worth dying for. A Wattpad Paranormal Featured Novel! All Rights Reserved Copyright@2015 Cover image provided courtesy of: Wattpad! Thank you :) @alessandra

Sick of cliché Wattpad books? Then this isn't the book for you. We take every single over-used plot, character and trope on Wattpad - from player-meets-nerd to my-boyfriend-is-a-vampire - and mash it all into one, awful, hilarious parody. NOTE: This is a parody. Characters have not been created to mock a race/nationality/sexuality, they have been created to lightly poke fun at the way certain teen fiction writers reduce them into crude stereotypes. Thanks for helping this pile of junk get to #1 in Humor!

A self-insert where you're getting Shrek'd by Mettaton.