You work as a servant at the manor, but it's a little hard to work for vampires when you have rare delicious smelling blood. (This was supposed to be a onshot, but by popular demand, I might as well make it a whole thing🥲) *Warning* No more updates.
❝𝙄 𝙙𝙞𝙙𝙣'𝙩 𝙥𝙡𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙩, 𝙗𝙪𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙨𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩'𝙨 𝙚𝙫𝙚𝙧 𝙝𝙖𝙥𝙥𝙚𝙣𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙚.❞ ╰┈➤ IN WHICH a homicidal maniac kidnapped a suicidal psycho and how they wished the world would just burn to ashes. ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Canon Compliant ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Pre-Canon ˏˋ°•*⁀➷ Mature Contents and Graphi...
the title says it all a book containing incorrect quotes of the krew and yhs characters each chapter will contain 10 quotes don't take any of this too serious, it's all jokes, headcanons, and shitposting