AU: in which Tyler and Troye are as different as can be, but somehow fit together like two parts of a whole. Their lives come together with a tad bit of scheming on Tyler's part, and more than a tad bit of flirting on Troye's. Eventually, they coalesce into an inseparable unit--and you know what they say about friends who can't stay apart.

"If the world can't handle the truth, give them a spectacular lie." Bitch. That's what they called me at my old school. I disagree: I'm just brutally honest, that's all. Some people don't like honesty. Exhibit A: Matthew's family. None of them want to acknowledge that their Golden Boy is gay. Exhibit B: My Mother. I only told her the truth: that she was a crappy parent who never should've gotten knocked up in the first place. But she was so offended that she shipped me off to my fabulously wealthy father and his walking-billboard-for-plastic-surgery of a wife. So I devised a brilliant plan. My new friend Matthew was sick of hiding his sexuality. I was tired of obnoxious rich boys hitting on me. So why not pretend to be dating? He wouldn't have to answer uncomfortable questions anymore, and I'd enter my new school as the girlfriend of the star quarterback. It should be easy, right? Of course, I didn't plan on falling for Matthew's brother.

Agent Troye Sivan is having a fantastic time at InTourNational with Tyler Oakley. Spending time with him is actually better than feasting on bananas and Nutella. But if he's not careful, his best friend (and maybe future lover?) is going to die in a flaming inferno along with the rest of his friends. With D-Day nearing and the gang getting bolder, he's got a lot on his plate. Really, Troye's just frustrated he can't keep his private life separate from his job. And that Tyler's really freakin' cute, you know?

❝Life in plastic, it's fantastic.❞