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harrys_moobs
- Reads 1,047
- Votes 47
- Parts 14
Barney walks into a cafe not expecting to find the love of his life... A tall green frog with golf ball eyes.
But all love must be won will Barney be able to seduce Kermit into falling in love
And can he over past the obstacles that get in his path
I mean how can a dinosaur compete with Obama and Harry Styles...
OliverSortaExists
- Reads 78,713
- Votes 1,923
- Parts 9
Shrek goes to Walmart looking for carrots but he finds something raddEr love!!!!!!! ❤️
wafflecountry
- Reads 188,876
- Votes 3,390
- Parts 9
Shrek is living with Fiona and his uGlY kids. Shrek is not satisfied with his life anymore. Until one day, everything changes.
itsjustFEy
- Reads 3,487
- Votes 49
- Parts 5
Do you ever wonder what Onceler was like behind the scenes at the Lorax the Movie? This green pregnant Male has so many fun!
Danny is a father???
Find out yourself with oncelers pregnant test!
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IWontDoTheFandango
- Reads 37,501
- Votes 675
- Parts 13
!! I MADE THIS WHEN I WAS LIKE 12 BEWARE !!
A fat ogre and a fat bee meet up and fall in love, shit happens, read.
this shit has older humour than my nan christ
Chinesesomemilk
- Reads 46,411
- Votes 1,246
- Parts 7
basically you and Garlic bread are going on a date that your friend set up for you
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