blurbs about your favorite hot emo lord from löded diper

You're new in town and struggling to make friends until you meet Rodrick Heffley - loded diper's drummer and certifiable cutie. The story follows you, the reader, as you get to know and hopelessly fall in love with Rodrick, all while navigating the confusion of having to start your life anew in a place where nobody knows who you are. Will Rodrick feel the same way? And can you ever learn to trust a guy with such a womanising reputation? Updates every 1-4 weeks. Ok so I had a dream I was in a romantic relationship with Rodrick Heffley and I haven't really been able to stop thinking about it. I don't even like him that much, but dreams make you see people in a different light I guess. It also doesn't help that the lockdown is really making me crave intimacy. I've heard somewhere that these kinds of stories are a safe space for exploring your desires so here we go. Also, this is not going to be a smut fic because I might be asexual and that stuff just doesn't do it for me, sorry horny people.

rodrick heffley fanfic | the nerd x the drummer | bit of smut | *originally written as a joke to pass time during the pandemic*

mostly fluff.

Just a few little one shots to ease my imagination. Gotta make my own food! Open for requests as well.

you were rowley's step sister, you were adopted by the age of 2 years old, you were always homeschooled so that's why you didn't have many friends, until one visit to the heffley family for dinner

Hey bitches x Everything that happens in this book i want unless they break up but youll never know 😆🤫 x Instagram: roddie_heffley Tiktok: joaquinheffley Snapchat: queenofbarbzx x x love yall x x ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

Diary of lame child fanfiction 👌👌👌

Made this book when i was 11 and now i cant delete it