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Pizza my heart~ (Avenger Chuck E. Cheese x Reader) {COMPLETED} por Wolfiepup987
Pizza my heart~ (Avenger Chuck E. Cheese x Reader) {COMPLETED}
Wolfiepup987
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  • Partes 15
(Y/n) is 18 and is broke. She gets a job, that she has never heard of before: Chuck E. Cheeses. She was soon shocked, since she doesn't like children at all. Chuck E. Cheese is determined to find out why, and is infatuated with who she is. (Book title is a pun: Pizza my heart = Piece of my heart) *Will have happy ending!* Warnings: -Cuss words -Slight horror/scary parts -Lemons (smut) -Limes (Heavy teasing/Flirting) *I do not own CEC.... all rights go to Nolan Bushnell and the CEC entertainment* *I only own this story that I made of them*
Pizza with a hint of... Oil? (Pizza Tower x Murder Drones) (REMAKE OUT)  por blueknightthereader
Pizza with a hint of... Oil? (Pizza Tower x Murder Drones) (REMAKE OUT)
blueknightthereader
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  • Partes 26
The Pizza Tower's very foundations were being destroyed by none other than the agile Italian chef, Peppino Spaghetti. The walls were shaking, the floors were breaking, and the Italian was winning. The Pizza Tower decided to get rid of the Italian man and his friends.... Through multiversal travel. In short... Local Italian chef Peppino Spaghetti and his "friends" get stranded on Copper-9, an exoplanet, after destroying the infamous Pizza Tower. Chaos ensues. (PIZZA TOWER AND MURDER DRONES SPOILERS AHEAD, PLAY PT AND WATCH MD TO GET WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!!) (2/7 CHAPTERS HAVE BEEN REHEATED, WAHOO) "the most random crossover yet" - Jesus "i wrote this and i think it's good" - Me "I guess it's-a... good? Im-a more of a "Based on a true story" type of guy-a." - Peppino Spaghetti "I blow up Peppino in this one so 10/10" - Theodore "The Noise" J. Noise "PIZZAS 87% OFF AT PEPPINOS PIZZA 2!!" - Peppinos Paghetti "Eh, it's okay i guess" - Vigilante, The i included some headcanons here and there, like the Pizza Tower being kind of sentient and could think beyond Pizzahead's orders, Pizzaface being also a sentient being separate from Pizzahead, and the tower using Peppino's fears against him on the "Staff Only" floor. Basically i got this idea from "Sonic x Murder Drones", so i thought to myself, "if there's a Sonic x Murder Drones, where's Pizza Tower x Murder Drones?" so now this thing exists. It's my first time writing a story, so some constructive criticism might be good. Cover art made by me I used some of RecD's interpretations of the characters 08/20/23: #1 ON PIZZA TOWER?? HOW??? 08/22/23: #3 on pizza tower now... BUT #1 ON PEPPINO?? 10/27/23: WE'RE #21 ON MURDERDRONES 10/29/24: WERE #1 ON MURDERDRONES??? WHAT THE FUCK
𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 ✔  por omaigoshhh
𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤 𝐲𝐨𝐮, 𝐃𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐌 ✔
omaigoshhh
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  • Partes 16
dream x reader!! enemies? or more than friends? there's smut🙄 AYO #1 IN MINECRAFT HOLY SHIT #1 in dreamwastaken #3 in dreamwastakenxreader #11 in live #26 in dreamxreader
lou x nolan (Loulan)-can't help falling in love. por Dcoolandawesome
lou x nolan (Loulan)-can't help falling in love.
Dcoolandawesome
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  • Votos 1,091
  • Partes 36
ok this is just a story of lou having his great defeat and after he got washed in the washer he suffer into terrible situation like depressions, guilt, anger, sadness and anxiety . he noticed how happy the perfect dolls and ugly dolls, he got so angry and jealous at the same time but he knew he can not do anything about it he just kept himself inside his mansion and never let any dolls notice him in the window when one day nolan change his life.
Private Lessons (Nolou!!) por TheNuggetVoid
Private Lessons (Nolou!!)
TheNuggetVoid
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  • Votos 372
  • Partes 11
Nolan is struggling to understand Lou's teachings and finds himself feeling left out and alone. The other dolls aren't of much help either, they all seem to understand everything perfectly fine. So, as a last resort, Nolan goes to Lou's house and asks him to give him private lessons to help him understand. Surprisingly, Lou agrees and Nolan becomes his student. Overtime however, they begin to become closer. And Lou may or may not be developing feelings for the strange doll...
Peppa X Farquaad por WorseMarigold7
Peppa X Farquaad
WorseMarigold7
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  • Votos 35
  • Partes 7
Peppa is hot 🥵🥵🔥🔥🔥
Snapped Thread [Post Malone × Lord Farquaad] por booty_burglar
Snapped Thread [Post Malone × Lord Farquaad]
booty_burglar
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  • Partes 5
"Baby let me love you goodbye..." Post Malone and Lord Farquaad's relationship is hanging on by a loose thread. It's only a matter of time before it snaps, ending it all. (Post Malone and Lord Farquaad have been in a happy relationship for a few years now but it's all ending. They end it all in one night. How? Read to find out.)
lord farquaad x squidward (love story angst) por littledickman
lord farquaad x squidward (love story angst)
littledickman
  • LECTURAS 1,175
  • Votos 14
  • Partes 6
lord farquaad could never express his feelings for squidward, his best friend. They've been friends for as long as they can remember but squidward could never seem to realize how in love farquaad was with him. one day though, squidward invited shrek over for a sleepover where things got a little heated and farquaad didn't like it. he didn't like it one bit. Shrek has already been friends with them both but has known that farquaad is in love with squidward so he tried to make him jealous tw- angst (cover art is not mine) !satire!
FIONA FINDS OUT! (Shrek x Lord Farquad) //smut por Olie_gay
FIONA FINDS OUT! (Shrek x Lord Farquad) //smut
Olie_gay
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  • Votos 4
  • Partes 9
fiona catches some men having some fun *wink wink*
Hot steamy ogre (18+)  por Saamantush
Hot steamy ogre (18+)
Saamantush
  • LECTURAS 1,953
  • Votos 25
  • Partes 10
The story of how lord Farquaad gets deep into the secrets of the relationships of Fiona and Shrek, as Sonic's obsession takes over (Point view of Lord Farquaad, Shrek x Sonic X Lord Farquaad)