𝐀𝐥𝐞𝐱 𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐞𝐫𝐦𝐚𝐧 "𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚'𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙚𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙛𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙥𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙚𝙙 𝙫𝙞𝙘𝙩𝙞𝙢𝙨 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙍𝙤𝙨𝙚 𝘾𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙮 𝙍𝙖𝙥𝙞𝙨𝙩, 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙣𝙤 𝙢𝙤𝙧𝙚 𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙨 𝙖𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙘𝙪𝙡𝙥𝙧𝙞𝙩 𝙞𝙨. 𝙄𝙣𝙫𝙚𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙜𝙖𝙩𝙞𝙤𝙣 𝙞𝙨 𝙨𝙩𝙞𝙡𝙡-" 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙝𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙏𝙑 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙥𝙞𝙘𝙠 𝙪𝙥 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙗𝙖𝙜, 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙢𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖 𝙛𝙚𝙬 𝙛𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙣𝙙𝙨 𝙩𝙤𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩, 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙗𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙡𝙡 𝙣𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩... 𝙔𝙤𝙪 𝙢𝙚𝙩 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙤𝙣 𝙖𝙘𝙘𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙣𝙩, 𝙩𝙖𝙡𝙡, 𝙝𝙖𝙣𝙙𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚, 𝙢𝙮𝙨𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙞𝙤𝙪𝙨, 𝙙𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙚𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙨. 𝙀𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙞𝙩 𝙙𝙧𝙚𝙬 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙞𝙣 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙖𝙙 𝙣𝙤 𝙞𝙙𝙚𝙖 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙗𝙚𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙨𝙢𝙞𝙡𝙚.

Have a steamy night with the one and only Colonel Sanders, I mean Daddy Sanders. /// This is a JOKE and a CRACK FIC, which means it's satire and completely made to laugh at and joke on. (I wrote this for my friends, but like I mean it's kinda hot) ///

WARNING: NSFW Alright, this story that consists of multiple stories does not have anything in relation with my other story "Her..."

Hiccup and Toothless were patrolling the village of Berk after Dagar and his men attacked the night before. The two entered a cave and heard a small cry around a corner deeper into the cave. When they looked inside, they noticed a tiny Night Fury hatchling, who was crying for his/her mother. The two decide to take the small dragon in, to see how the older dragon would do as a parent, and still be the alpha. This is my first "X Reader" story, so forgive me if I make some mistakes