Apparently my title was too long: Five Miracles Aziraphale Performed Accidentally and One that was Entirely Intentional Only inexperienced angels will become so overwhelmed with feeling that they accidentally perform a miracle. Doing so is laughable. Aziraphale would never! Except that he has... five times now. Every time when he was around the demon Crowley. Why on God's green Earth would a demon make an angel feel so strongly that he would perform accidental miracles? CW: nightmare with the use of holy water on Crowley by Crowley, description of a panic attack.

My brain: why tf would you call it "a love story"?! Me: people love love stories!!! My brain: no, they don't. Me: yes, they do? My brain: I doubt that, and even if... that doesn't make any fucking sense: I hate you! Me: *smiles* you too (This is book is basically me just having internal conversations... i write about my idiotic life, about fandoms,... anything really that comes into my mind. It WILL be hilarious. My brain: probably not. Me: *hurt drama queen face* My brain: probably just cringe-worthy. Me: *hits brain* My brain: why would you hit your own freaking brain?!) Warning: I swear a lot.

That was no way to think, just because a stupid ex-nun misinterpreted a blamelessly hostile situation. That way lay madness. That way lay an angel with disapprovingly pursed lips and pitying pale eyes and "My dear boy, I'm so *very* sorry, but..." and Armageddon would come as a relief after that, really.

Sorrow's my body on the waves Sorrow's a girl inside my cave I live in a city sorrow built It's in my honey, it's in my milk Don't leave my half a heart alone on the water Cover me in rag and bone sympathy Cause I don't want to get over you. I give all the writing credit to the fabulous Mad_Lori

John couldn't shake the feeling that something is wrong with Sherlock as John was battling with himself on his reoccurring thoughts of the detective, which he constantly shook off and seemed to think it was nothing. He's been acting strange towards the army doctor. But once John starts using his own methods of deductions, what he finds of Sherlock; and himself, will leave him shocked. But strangely relieved.

It all started with a trip. Sherlock had been acting weird, and everyone thought he was just stressed, so he and John go on a trip to Fiji. Yet, what was supposed to be a relaxing vacation from the stresses of detective work only opened the door for much more stress and confusion when John begins to have strange feelings around his colleague, Sherlock Holmes. And Sherlock is still acting strange.

OH, WHAT A SIN.

A Darklina Fanfic. ⊰⁕⁍¤⁌⁕⊱⊰⁕⁍¤⁌⁕⊱⊰⁕⁍¤⁌⁕⊱ "Who are you, Mister?" "I'm an old friend of your Mommy." "Oh... then, can you be my friend?" "Of course, Miss..." "Illya." "Illya. My name is Aleksander. I can't wait to be your friend." ⊰⁕⁍¤⁌⁕⊱⁕⁍¤⁌⁕⊱⊰⁕⁍¤⁌⁕⊱⊰⁕⁍¤⁌⁕⊱⊰⁕⁍¤⁌⁕⊱⊰⁕⁍¤⁌⁕⊱⊰⁕⁍¤⁌⁕⊱ It had been 10 years since the final battle at the fold. 10 years since Alina lost her powers, since she got married, since she said her goodbye to Aleksander. 9 years since she had her little daughter, Illya. 9 years since Mal began to drink in excess, since he began to grow furious. 7 years since he began beating her daughter and her. 6 years since arguments became commonplace. 5 years since Alina began wanting run. 3 years since her daughter told her of her imaginary friend, a boy named Alek. 1 day since she met him again. "Hello again, Alina. Miss me?" ⊰⁕⁍¤⁌⁕⊱⊰⁕⁍¤⁌⁕⊱⊰⁕⁍¤⁌⁕⊱⊰⁕⁍¤⁌⁕⊱⊰⁕⁍¤⁌⁕⊱ D I S C L A I M E R ! ⩤ The characters, original storyline, and books were all made by Leigh Bardugo. This is simply a fanfiction where select characters are mine, and the plot is mine. Thank you. ⩥

What is Sherlock without John. Sherlock is back to where he started. Back to old habits TRIGGER WARNING. THEMES OF SELF HARM AND SUICIDE