I got this idea in my biology class. We were watching a video where two cows did the stable salsa. This scene opened the creative part of my brain, so I decided to write a romantic love story. I hope you enjoy <3 Heather is a shy cow but hopelessly in love with the school bully Keaton. Everything was going well until a new exchange student appeared and it seems like they caught Keaton's attention. Will Heather win the fight against the new one? Or will she fall into a deep black hole of depression. Have fun! TW: cringe Please take my phone away. All characters belong to me. Don't use my "art" please. Except Mr. Twister's face. 🙂

Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.

When Barry Benson the bee arrives in Shrek's swamp, Shrek is still recovering from the death of Fiona. But he feels his heartstrings tug as Barry buzzes into the swamp, changing his life forever.

Worm off a string? what sins will he commit?

bulshit I found that's from Tumblr

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