50 Shades Of Hay : Corny Cows

I got this idea in my biology class. We were watching a video where two cows did the stable salsa. This scene opened the creative part of my brain, so I decided to write a romantic love story. I hope you enjoy <3 Heather is a shy cow but hopelessly in love with the school bully Keaton. Everything was going well until...

Fifty shades of bread

Don't Here's a steamy, poetic, lustful, betray filled book with a plot twist end. Don't ask I was very, very, very, very, very, very bored.

Forbidden Love {Shrek x Barry}

When Barry Benson the bee arrives in Shrek's swamp, Shrek is still recovering from the death of Fiona. But he feels his heartstrings tug as Barry buzzes into the swamp, changing his life forever.

The Worm Bible

Worm off a string? what sins will he commit?

Tumblr bulshit

bulshit I found that's from Tumblr

crack book

just a place to leave my shit, crack one shots, images, art, just s h i t.