❝What does a dick mean?❞ ❝Uh❞ Wherin innocent Jungkook secretly talks to his new first friend Taehyung through the vents. [translated in Arabic by @tkbutterfly] [translated in Vietnamese by @tradaochanhsa] [translated in Italian by @taekookes ] [translated in Spanish by @planettgguk ] started; 6/23/19 completed; 12/18/19 #1 in vkook #3 in bts #3 in taehyung #4 in fanfiction

taehyung hates cats and yoongi happens to be one lowercase intended started: march 16, 2020 finished: may 25, 2020 april 23, 2020- #22 in taegi april 26, 2020- # 4 in taegi may 15, 2020- #24 in cats may 19, 2020- #16 in cat may 22, 2020- #5 in cats may 24, 2020- #4 in cats may 27, 2020 - #2 in hopekook may 30, 2020- #1 in bunny june 18, 2020- #1 in taegi july 3, 2020- #3 in kitty july 11, 2020- #1 in hopekook july 22, 2020- #2 in kitty february 15, 2021- #1 in taegi

Kim Namjoon is the ugliest professor at Bulletproof University... ...or so they thought. #96 in Fanfiction 170512 #1 in NamJin 170827 #4 in Yoonseok 171026 #1 in angst 180711 Managed to stay ranked #842 in Fanfiction for 19 days straight. 161106-25 #44 in BTS 180513 (Cross-posted to AO3)

"You don't have a heart, do you? Jungkook was the one who brought everything together! He was the reason why there would be another junior in this department in the first place! He changed the way everyone thought of juniors! He's the reason why I'm not going to strangle you or give you a bloody punch in your face because of the way you act!" - // - Highest ranking(s): #1 in vmin #1 in pda #1 in minv Started : 24 • 4 • 20 Ended : 17 • 6 • 20 - // - angst angst angst im an angsty person so here's my angsty child have a nice day

"I told you," Yoongi said coldly, his icy stare never wavering, "I don't submit." Seokjin smirked, running his hands along the gun. "We'll see about that." - Known as Worldwide Unbeatable, criminal mastermind Kim Seokjin has gotten away with every crime he has ever committed. From petty theft to mass murder, thousands of police officers, private investigators and good samaritans have tried and failed to bring him to justice. Now, with his most ambitious and grand play in the works, only one person has any chance of catching him. - Min Yoongi is described by his team as 'cold', 'dangerously intelligent' and 'scary'. As the leader of the B.A.U profilers team, he more than earned his title. Everyone knows he's the best in the world at his job, because he knows nothing else. No friends, no family, just his cases and his brain. Yoongi catches the eye of Seokjin, and the two play a dangerous game of Sherlock and Moriarty. - COVER MADE BY @benikru ♡♡♡

Sequel to Virgin Classroom/Sexual Exploration - It's the students freshman year at Hayward University, and with Yoongi once again as their teacher, things are looking great for the group. Happily married with their five boyfriends, Yoongi and Namjoon can finally put the past behind them and start a new life together. Or so they thought. When Namjoon's alter, RM, suddenly appears, everything explodes from the inside out and no one feels safe anymore. Yoongi is desperate to get his sub back, as well as try to keep his own fractured self together. But Agust won't be beaten a second time. - One shot book out now! Taegi prequel book out now!

"You're cute, baby boy," Yoongi chuckled, a smile in his eyes as he gazed at the stranger over his glass of whiskey. "But you can't handle me." Twenty four and fresh out of college, Taehyung's eyes were wide as he stared at the most beautiful, elusive man he had ever seen. "I can try!" - The story of how Kim Taehyung and Min Yoongi met.

(A Sexual Exploration short story) Jungkook should have known not to let Yoonie on his computer. Suga had that rule for a reason, but the baby was so cute, how could he say no? Besides, how was he supposed to know Yoonie would download a virus that sends them all into an alternate reality where Agust had won and their group never got together?