Barney walks into a cafe not expecting to find the love of his life... A tall green frog with golf ball eyes. But all love must be won will Barney be able to seduce Kermit into falling in love And can he over past the obstacles that get in his path I mean how can a dinosaur compete with Obama and Harry Styles...

High fiving his fellow chefs, Obama turned to look out the window at the rival burger joint. "Republicans..." he spat, clenching his fist angrily. "They're stealing all our customers!" Clinton smirked and laid a hand on his shoulder. "Not for long," he said quietly, tilting his head in contemplation. "I have a plan."

Elmo was ecstatic when the results of the 2016 election came in. Little did he know, this event would lead to more than just angry Twitter teens. It could lead to....love? Will Elmo be able to escape his non-fleshy prison and live the rest of his life, or will he forever be a puppet, waiting for master?

In another dimension where Donald Trump is elected president, it comes time to build a wall. The wall, the wall that will save this country. And only the best can build this glorious wall, Bob The Builder. Donald falls in love with the wall, and soon with Bob. But how will this forbidden love work out?

Obama has been cheating on Michelle, with Sonic for a year now. Sonic knows he's married and is waiting for is presidency to end so he can get a divorce without a scandal happening. Obama goes for his regular meet ups with Sonic but what would happen if Michelle found out. PS: I really don't know how close these characters personality is to there actual personalities. This is also a short fan fic and the updates are rather random because this is one of my first fan fics.